@CharlesMcCool this article is about you
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@Nora_Larson did you see this guy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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First Dibs on overhead bin. All you other suckers have to shove your shit under the seat. Or send it down the ramp
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they photon-chopped me !! S'OK Ivanka says photons ain't any more real than fields
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@ehp22 I'm sitting at the airport rn about to board a flight and that makes this even funnier.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@millerm1962 was going to send this to you and then saw that you had retweeted it#mooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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...in a manner identical to that of a leopard bounding after a spooked warthog
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you never feel so alive than when your in an airline boarding queue.
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"The sooner I get on the plane, the sooner it will take off."
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I am the mortal enemy of these people.
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congrats on achieving your goal of sitting on the plane longer than all other passengers. Genius.
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THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST AND IT ALWAYS HAPPENS
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So? He wants to get back to Cleveland before everyone else getting on that flight!
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and push aside Grandma & step over little Susie all so he can get sweat his bottom off getting his overstuffed bag into the bin..
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We love The Onion!
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i always wonder if these people don't realise seating is assigned till they rush onto the plane and see the seats have numbers
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