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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Dec 2016

    Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear http://trib.al/mHdhPNQ pic.twitter.com/GIlLLpZRdB

    7:15 PM - 13 Dec 2016
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      1. JAD CENTRIST‏ @JAD5GREEN 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane for a second I thought it was serious journalism... then again, #conservatives see Trump tweets as news, So Idk...

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      1. Stewart McDonnell‏ @macstewie 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately too real

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      2. Elaine  💚 💙 💚 🏈‏ @ela33ine 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane I still can't believe that I heard that some man "drop their pants at a urinal?"

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      3. Andy Hall‏ @AndyHall_yyc 14 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ela33ine @TheOnion

        . This is important. Some men are insane.

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      2. Vote BLUE November 6th‏ @kelleyryberg 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay, I'm a middle aged guy who doesn't frequent gyms and locker rooms. WTF are you guys doing down there? This is fucking creepy

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      1. Danial Kelley‏ @DaveRivers1 14 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane More hang time , let them monkeys air out i say.

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      1. The Laughin Buddha‏ @TheLarfinBuddha 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane That evokes the 'Funny Because Its True, Laugh'. It's true, so it causes the brain to do a double wobble thingy.

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      2. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i once saw a man dry his dick and balls on the hand dryer at the gym. There are some real sick animals out there.

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      1. Chester Copperpot‏ @aclazerus 13 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane Donald Duck style

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      1. Andrew Higgins‏ @AndrewHiggins13 13 Dec 2016
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        @DFonz2

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      1. DevilsAdvocate‏ @jackthemormon 15 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AkiMuthali I don't know, but I've never found the Onion to be funny, their humor is lost on me; 8th grade humor, not even clever.

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      1. Roger Jones‏ @justrogerjones 14 Dec 2016
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        @SethMacFarlane is this really a topic for discussion? I'm confused

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      1. Erin Jo Zirpolo‏ @ErinZirpolo 14 Dec 2016
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        As a health club employee, can say "Daily Basis"

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      1. MB Obie‏ @MBOhMy 14 Dec 2016
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        Headline "Wipes button after pulling pants up"

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      1. Darryl McLain‏ @LilMousey1968 14 Dec 2016
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        What's so special about this ... ?

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      1. Robert Renck‏ @renckster 14 Dec 2016
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