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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2016

    Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams http://trib.al/0HSRHSB pic.twitter.com/hfZpknHSrX

    4:31 PM - 12 Dec 2016
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      2. Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis inDebbie'sface!‏ @MelvinByTheSea 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol, that's not fucking funny

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      3. jack skellington‏ @sorryitsjack 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @MelvinByTheSea @TheOnion

        yea it is

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      5. jack skellington‏ @sorryitsjack 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ArianaManchestr @HillaryClinton and

        yeah it is

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      1. xenov~  🇵🇷‏ @xenovs 13 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RTF_Jiggly aw hell yea, great idea because the camera will be intact after impact right??????

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      1. Ms. Justice‏ @soulful_chica 12 Dec 2016
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        @YourAnonNews Wow. To whomever wrote/tweeted/laughed at this ignorant BS: 🖕🏾

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      1. WF‏ @WFabing 12 Dec 2016
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        Good idea, especially if camera intact after collision

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      1. baecon‏ @BaeconCx 12 Dec 2016
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        @condiegov when i want to rewatch the school shooting

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      2. StarkRaven‏ @Stark__Raven 12 Dec 2016
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        @GuNMouTH That sounds completely absurd. Its more practical to attach cameras to an officers uniform.

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      3. GRaVeMoTH(GuNMouTH)‏ @GuNMouTH 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Stark__Raven

        but then how will we know where our bullets are going?

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      4. StarkRaven‏ @Stark__Raven 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @GuNMouTH

        😩

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      1. Resist PC‏ @TraceTheTruth 12 Dec 2016
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        @YourAnonNews this isn't possible

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      1. Cheaty Hotbeef‏ @cheatyhotbeef 12 Dec 2016
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        Is that a dildo that rich people use?

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      1. Solid Spook‏ @Solid_Steak44 13 Dec 2016
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        @ThatOtherRuben I thought police were using killcamspic.twitter.com/xe0B0CLmCf

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      1. Sheepdog5931‏ @sheepdog5931 12 Dec 2016
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        @thehiredmind That would whistle too much, the noise would be very disruptive.

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      1. Lili Marlene‏ @Lili_Malene 12 Dec 2016
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        :::deplorables rushing to gun stores:::

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        I laughed bitterly.

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