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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2016

    The Onion’s 2016 Fish Of The Year Is…This Fish http://trib.al/cmIYsHD pic.twitter.com/ql9962JNMg

    10:11 AM - 12 Dec 2016
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    • Anna Edlemann ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Andre Stegner Sonrisas Steph Januchowski-Hartley Aaron Leonard codeman Michaela Scholz Khadra “English Major To Get Blue Check” Alestris Quinn
    42 replies 946 retweets 1,748 likes
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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I met that fish at Coachella!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Garrett‏ @GarrettGB 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        you stupid idiot it's THIS FISH not THAT FISH

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @GarrettGB @TheOnion

        I stand corrected. (As I recall THAT FISH had breasts while THIS FISH doesn't seem to.)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Full Moonagan‏ @charlesmonagan 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How could you possibly choose this fish? Typical liberal/leftist b.s.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Peter Donaldson‏ @PDWriter 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @charlesmonagan @TheOnion

        How could you say that? This Fish is wearing Afrika Korps desert camo and it's dorsal fin is at an alt-right angle

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Full Moonagan‏ @charlesmonagan 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PDWriter @TheOnion

        False flag

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Peter Donaldson‏ @PDWriter 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @charlesmonagan @TheOnion

        That's just what he wants us to think.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Full Moonagan‏ @charlesmonagan 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @PDWriter @TheOnion

        Wait . . .

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know that fish. He's gonna be frickin' unbearable now.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg 19 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @flipchickmomof2

        Are you sure you counted the votes right? Seems....fishy....

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      1. The Plasstastics‏ @Plasstastic 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My fish, Kevin, says this is bullshit.

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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does no one realize that Big Mouth Billy Bass was chosen in 1935? Your organization is a joke!

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      1. William Marchant‏ @richonlyinname 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this result has clearly been rigged by Putin.

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      1. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that fuckin fish is the best fuckin fish

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      1. Eric Edblad‏ @ericedblad1 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who will get the Onion Ring of the Year award?

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      1. Chris Kilian‏ @KilianChris 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wrong. The answer is always carp. ALWAYS!!! #alwayscarp

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      1. “Not spooky at all”‏ @x138x 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        big ups to that fish!! I knew you could do it mate!!!

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      2. BusinessLife Philly‏ @BizLifePHL 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah! The @DonRickles fish! 😏 @TheOnion A little gamy, but good choice.pic.twitter.com/iBy7gxUl2D

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Unanimous D‏ @Unanimous_D 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @BizLifePHL @DonRickles

        ... Yeah sorry, Mr Limpet was Don KNOTTS

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. BusinessLife Philly‏ @BizLifePHL 12 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Unanimous_D

        True, but this one looks like him .... in water @Unanimous_D @DonRickles @TheOnion

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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