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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Dec 2016

    Report: Bananas Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call http://trib.al/nGRMvIN pic.twitter.com/DPDcfqjqyA

    3:06 PM - 10 Dec 2016
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    41 replies 2,333 retweets 4,496 likes
      1. Pete McPhillips‏ @diothoir 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nomorewhoppers @pitohui no need to update the shirt just yet

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      1. Kozinski: Acorralado‏ @elkozinski 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MargaretCastor Not in Spain. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/91625/digamelon-o.gif …

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      1. meghan‏ @meghatalk 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        investigative journalism at its finest!

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      2. Emma Allman‏ @slutfortrailmix 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @calebsaysthings

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      3. caleb‏ @calebsaysthings 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @slutfortrailmix @TheOnion

        nobody will ever do banana phone justice in the way that @bejohnce and @kateberlant have

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      1. Julia Haynes‏ @juliaissoculia 17 Dec 2016
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        @Gavatron97 @Darth_Katerr https://vine.co/v/eIiPLQpTEgr 

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      1. After Trump‏ @wkpixley1 10 Dec 2016
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        cucumbers everywhere deeply disappointed

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      1. kat‏ @awwkitten 10 Dec 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/LJVUyEvUzO

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      2. Ann Steele‏ @annksteele 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @anniestorck

        My mom sent me this like a week ago geez step ur game up

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Annie ☠︎‏ @anniestorck 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @annksteele @TheOnion

        chill fam!!!!

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      1. malinda‏ @lindyyconiglio 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @mandyflemm @TheOnion

        omg i hate myself

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      1. Bridget Shannon‏ @bridget__gidget 10 Dec 2016
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        @ellolorrelle omg that guy in lucky goat

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      2. Michael Rochman‏ @MRochman12 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TWY_NS Times are changing Twyla, why bring out this big old banana when you can make calls on the sleek new plantain.

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      3. Goo Queen‏ @TWY_NS 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @MRochman12

        Mike I would bet money that you've never tried a plantain in your life

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      4. Michael Rochman‏ @MRochman12 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TWY_NS

        it was part of the upgrade

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      5. Goo Queen‏ @TWY_NS 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @MRochman12

        I'll take that as a no then?

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      6. Michael Rochman‏ @MRochman12 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TWY_NS

        you have poor comprehension skills if that's the case

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      1. h‏ @CERTIFIABLYDANK 10 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this was a topic that was very important to me thanks for reporting on it

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