Advises all Dems and immigrants to stop breathing to reduce carbon emissions.
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@Ivanroberson@TheOnion I think right wingers should instead.
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Sometimes it's amazing how prophetic The Onion's stories can be. For example...pic.twitter.com/qe8x1rxbNa
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Including Parasites like him & Trump I hope!
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i fell for it. Saw article title, jaw dropped, then saw the Onion logo. Silly me...
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And no more petroleum products for redskins.
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just shut Trump up and you will gain 90%!!
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Trump first, please.
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"And when all of the Benzene reaches a saturation point in ourFood Chain, our actual legacy will be realized" he avoided thinking
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In the US; let's make that 30% the same 30% that voted in the most recent GOP admin, by losing popular the vote by millions!
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can we start with all politicians?
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