Pro-Tip: make the meal with the poison random. Why should that fucker get to keep living after all she did for him?
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that sounded like a real story. Not very Onion
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omg lol this will definitely be me
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nice it's not real or we would have to send her to the 1980's to get reprogrammed.
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Doesn't she remember the whole "until death do us part" thingy?
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how sweet, not very many wives would think to do this. God bless her.
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@bolandero37 I saw this on fb and laughed. Then I felt guilty
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Just makes good sense.
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love this @huntsforstewart
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This is true
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Almost makes it sound like she's only gonna die for a little bit. Should be worried about the dark magic in which she's dabbling.
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Me “
@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://trib.al/DeP1l1R pic.twitter.com/ukHOhTbALn”
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MY MOM WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS.
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thats what I call a true love ;)
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