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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2016

    SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks http://trib.al/s1yFiQX pic.twitter.com/FdYjM3Razg

    8:41 PM - 28 Nov 2016
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      2. Andrew Haunted Hess‏ @AndrewHess77 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @duncantrussell More #fakeNews from the left.

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Trix‏ @Sassicide 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @AndrewHess77 @TheOnion

        bruh.. its a satire page.. xD

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Andrew Haunted Hess‏ @AndrewHess77 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Sassicide @TheOnion

        So you admit it!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Lu‏ @Lupe3asco 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Free Willie didn't march on Washington for this

        0 replies 2 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Corey.‏ @coreyscottallen 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's the shortest red light I've ever seen!pic.twitter.com/zfOC5Fcjb2

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      1. Nick Nugent ♞‏ @KRCompanion 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @StevenEdeSouza

        And sadly there will be some people out there who think this is actually real - and protest it.

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      1. Ron Knight‏ @pontuna2run 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        umm don't they breath air as mammals? Won't they suffocate in plastic bags?

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      1. Jordan McFarland‏ @goodwood2_ 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @case_cap @JacobClements_ the onion strikes again

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      1. HolloSound‏ @hollosound 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @duncantrussell it's amazing how many people think this is real

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      1. Jacob Knapp‏ @PieKnapple 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon dude. too soon

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      1. Night Gallery Enjoyer‏ @iantrobertson 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe this

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      2. Just Linda‏ @LindaStockto16 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gabrielmalor Oh wow...now PETA will think this is real and will start a protest or something...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🍀Sulli McSullivan 🍀‏ @JsulliSullivan 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @LindaStockto16 @TheOnion @gabrielmalor

        look closely at the photo. Certainly real & I would expect lawsuits. Outrage. 😂😂

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. keithwebster‏ @websterssay 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @daisy_wildsmith Crikey those rubber bands must be massive

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Daisy Wildsmith‏ @daisy_wildsmith 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @websterssay @TheOnion

        😂 would take about 10 Seaworld workers to tie one!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Irene Cheung‏ @IreneHCheung 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So wrong, yet it captures completely the treatment of animals at marine parks.

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      1. hanna sandler‏ @SandlerHanna 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dumbfuckidiot the replies to this are so funny

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      1. Mark McCurdy‏ @marcurdy 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Tearstone

        "In the eyyyyyyes of an angelllll..."

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      1. GailSumi‏ @GailSumi 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ah @RichfieldWis - is this what happened to Richie, the village fish?

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