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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Nov 2016

    USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts http://trib.al/3L4jxTv pic.twitter.com/OGSHNrMbKn

    10:05 AM - 27 Nov 2016
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      1. MattyehDydymus‏ @M1t20hewdydymus 27 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bout time

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 27 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When are they going to bring back the smoking courts. School was better when we could smoke.

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth 27 Nov 2016
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        they better have cannolis.

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      1. quietasitskept‏ @godiskeisha 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually though...the only thing wrong are the glassware not allowed for safety reasons...1st hand account...don't laugh vote

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      1. Tony‏ @Tony3218 28 Nov 2016
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        good one 😊

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      1. Dumbledore's Army‏ @BaumgartJ 27 Nov 2016
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        I think this story might be true. I've toured Michigan high schools and districts with $ are more akin to college campuses.

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      1. KimMcD‏ @JugglingFitness 27 Nov 2016
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        my kids would be all over this!

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      1. ToonsByKichi‏ @ToonsByKichi 27 Nov 2016
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        #ViveLeResistancepic.twitter.com/08bVraxU8k

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      2. Code Monkey‏ @EmTheBold 27 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Support Twit, How can you allow this fake news service to keep their account? Can they stay if they tell half or distorted truth

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      3.  ☁️ 🌙 ✨‏ @___earlgrey 27 Nov 2016
        Replying to @EmTheBold @TheOnion

        They're a satirical news site. This article is satirical of the school lunch programs and funding inequalities. :)

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      4. Code Monkey‏ @EmTheBold 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @___earlgrey @TheOnion

        I know they are a parody. I was making a statement about banning "fake news orgs" on Twitter.

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      5.  ☁️ 🌙 ✨‏ @___earlgrey 28 Nov 2016
        Replying to @EmTheBold @TheOnion

        oh okay! Sometimes people, including some of my friends lol, don't realize they're not trying to misguide anyone :)

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      1. Grai‏ @belowthegray 27 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's imperative to ensure social classes don't mix & wealth doesn't trickle down —shouldn't inadvertently fill pockets of the poor

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      1. Cobra Commander‏ @_CobraCommander 27 Nov 2016
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        I believe this arose from such groundbreaking courses like "How to instruct the help on poaching an egg properly."pic.twitter.com/h4r4iNwsDi

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      1. brian f bailey‏ @bfb123456 27 Nov 2016
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        BEST VIDEO ON WEB BESIDES ONION. PLEASE WATCH AND DISSEMINATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLr8ZvgURg0 …

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