Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2016

    Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown http://trib.al/wcKet95 pic.twitter.com/Ql4FrA2dDk

    8:20 AM - 26 Nov 2016
    • 946 Retweets
    • 2,801 Likes
    • Raymond McCue 💗⚤💜⚣💙, 🏳️‍🌈 Jason SteFEARson t bay Oliver Matt Keltair Andrew logan 🤙🏽 Deckie
    47 replies 946 retweets 2,801 likes
      1. YMS (Adum)‏ @2gay2lift 27 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @psychicpebble

        me irl

        0 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Bobby Delaney‏ @thatgeekdad 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        me + In N Out Burgers. Closest one is 1800 miles away

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Cal MacKenzie‏ @kombuchis_clay 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This man knows how to enjoy his holiday. Let him be an example to us all.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Killernato‏ @Killernato 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        guilty as charged

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Chitin's Obuga constant‏ @tsukertokhes 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @skyrunner14

        You laugh, but try finding deep fried zucchini elsewhere.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Nate‏ @CrowFluff 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whataburger

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Mostly Uncle Steve‏ @SteveWalsh3 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @tomlowrysghost

        This the total essence of my being, Andy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Mike D'Avria‏ @MikeDavria 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AdamFrazier I agree 100% with this. Regional fast food is the best. In and Out. Bojangles. Skyline Chili. Whataburger.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Gary Kirchherr 周盖力‏ @kirchherr 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@jimmynesbitt Is this really @TheOnion? Sounds like my life story.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ian Jacobson‏ @original_hank 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        unknowingly writes about @doughboyspod

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Brad‏ @Guak30 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the Western Bacon Cheeseburger with Criss-cut Fries or fried Zucchini with ranch is the best!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Logan Turley‏ @TurlsMB 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MattTurls

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Vivid bunn‏ @Seek_Lynx 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've had @Zaxbys and live nowhere near one. This is an excitement i understand.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Qpid‏ @Qpid101 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @chappy422 It is a fun thing to do. 😝

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Joshua Hardin‏ @Joshumz 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @truebluela doesn't everyone do that?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. byrobot‏ @byrobot 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is the same guy that got confused by the buffet, cool

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1.  🍕Joe  🇬🇹‏ @JOE__Danger 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is the only reason I travel

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jeffrey K. Walker‏ @JkwalkerAuthor 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perilously close to NOT being a parody piece. You Onions apparently not from Flyover Country???

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info