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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Nov 2016

    42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record http://trib.al/vyucVzO pic.twitter.com/OmBMEQYQtf

    12:20 PM - 25 Nov 2016
    • 1,222 Retweets
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    • Reece Legal GPS George Middleton Jack Koenig tye_lenol Mac Daddy Conor O'Toole Rodney J Rader John dever
    27 replies 1,222 retweets 1,704 likes
      1. Drew's a Daddy!‏ @NiceDrewishFela 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah but I got a hell of a deal on that Microwave.. so it all balances out.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The average IQ of the country just jumped 50 points.

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      1. P. DeN‏ @glorcaleb 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Hillary #Trump #wikileaks people forget Wikileaks is what investigative reporting used to be now people are shockedpic.twitter.com/NRuGE9RWaB

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      1. Nicky Sats‏ @Nicky_Sats 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        over under of people who think this is a real story, line is at 42 million and one half

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      1. Russell Arnett‏ @Arnett907Arnett 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not Funny

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      1. curt schleier‏ @tvsoundoff 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't understand why mainstream media is not covering this. Thank you @TheOnion team.

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      1. MarcoG‏ @Marcosurf1 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America is now great again.

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      1. Roo_44‏ @roo_44 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CaffeineAndHate Alt-Right: “And this is why we just elected a Law & Order President.”

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Black Friday lives matter!

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      1. Rob Scared Again‏ @robertdsheridan 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mercifully they were Trump voters.

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      2. Nathan Filizzi‏ @yoyogod 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder how long it will be until @snopes has to publish an article debunking this.

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      3. Biepbot von Stirling‏ @biepbot 25 Nov 2016
        Replying to @yoyogod

        http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/blackfriday.asp … woops

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. Rodney J Rader‏ @5093346720134a5 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        nice

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      1. Indigory bloody story‏ @Skyliting 26 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 26 Nov 2016
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        Most carnage created from His and Her Shoulder-Held Rocket Launchers bought online from Neiman Marcus.

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      1. 3DVitae Technologies‏ @glakassad 25 Nov 2016
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        what is this shit

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