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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Nov 2016

    Infertile Aunt Doing It Up Big At Kids Table http://trib.al/tOoky02 pic.twitter.com/BGLShsSOkZ

    4:05 PM - 24 Nov 2016
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    28 replies 239 retweets 925 likes
      1. Cuba Gaming Jr.‏ @JuliusIrvington 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        holy shit guys

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      1. seasonal martin‏ @ThePurpleWall 24 Nov 2016
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        lotta sad aunts in this thread lol

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      1. WNHastings‏ @WNHastings 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch

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      1. Jo Davies‏ @msjodavies 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny.

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      1. deepfriedlard  🇺🇸‏ @deepfriedlard 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is weird and a bit mean even for you guys. also, it doesn't make sense.

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      1. Dor Zigdon Lax‏ @DorZL 24 Nov 2016
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        I see you left a drunk monkey in charge for the holidays.

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      1. bryce‏ @lilscallion 24 Nov 2016
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        yikes guys

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      2. Dor Zigdon Lax‏ @DorZL 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Local slow witted poophead who received no love in formative years starts contributing to fake news website.

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      1. SecretSandy‏ @SecretSandy 24 Nov 2016
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        wtf?

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      1. Nathan‏ @ndsa1208 24 Nov 2016
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        succeeding in being very offensive

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      1. Anthony‏ @MileHighGuy76 24 Nov 2016
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        A$$holes! Three year old shit story that you guys continue to run

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      1. Titch Thomas‏ @titchthomas 24 Nov 2016
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        really mean

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      1. Car‏ @mnk4999 24 Nov 2016
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        thats brutal!! It's not even funny either..

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      1. Mr. BAG‏ @MrBAG5 24 Nov 2016
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        smh

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      1. Wayne-o‏ @citizen_Wayne20 25 Nov 2016
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        Finally, a target deserving of hatred. Big lols at those broken and useless women who cant even breed. Should just die already.

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      1.  ✨ ❄️Winter J 🌑elstice ❄️ ✨‏ @JoelCieslak 24 Nov 2016
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        holy shit lol

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