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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2016

    Breitbart Traffic Down As Readers Now Getting Bulk Of News Analysis From Graffiti Scrawled Across Neighborhood http://trib.al/no7QU2q pic.twitter.com/ISAi8j90mL

    5:04 PM - 20 Nov 2016
    • 1,184 Retweets
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    • The Ranja Reed Miller Andrew Mattey Kevin Bush Pretty_Good_Pizza Sedary Raymaker Kevin Bennett Jennifer Vogt Leo Kerner
    29 replies 1,184 retweets 2,097 likes
      1. Dread Pirate Tony‏ @DreadPyrateTony 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I prefer this graffiti......... @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/L0ptyV7LdT

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      2. Haunted Backlog‏ @Haunted_Backlog 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/U4XUHpcamr

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Jim Davidson‏ @planetaryjim 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Haunted_Backlog @TheOnion

        We seeeeee you! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👾 (They Live!)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Spook in the streets, Spookier in the sheets‏ @Velidra 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Rezznul

        to be fair, it's an upgrade

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      1. Everglades MAGA‏ @newbeginner 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love The Onion and I love Breitbart. Believe me, I know which is fake news.

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      1. Mad Kings Daughter‏ @TheUnburnt7th 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that’s liberals/buttercups/snowflakes for you. Trashing our country because they didn’t get their way.

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      1. foggy flux  🦇 👻‏ @ConstantinFlux 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Breaking: Breitbart can't win back their readers hearts, since they never had any. @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/okxNWV9sMm

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      2. Da Kine‏ @trywait4me 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @coptervin oh, contraire, Vincent. The president elect is busy discrediting himself. He doesn't need us "lefties" to help him!

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      1. Chloe Nevitt‏ @cnevitt112 20 Nov 2016
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        it's so real it hurts

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      1. JRG #NunesMustGo‏ @SimonSaysBooHoo 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire? I actually believe this might be real news.

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      1. Nerdvice451‏ @Nerdvice451 20 Nov 2016
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        and the mainstream corporate media is any better? No

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      1. Sethiu‏ @Anhkal 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I really hope the Onion and other outlets get on this smoking hot wall graffitti trend, obviously the future of media

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      1. Deplore This‏ @bobgiant24 20 Nov 2016
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        Let's see Onion traffic numbers since the sellout.

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      1. Berty‏ @Berty5566 20 Nov 2016
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        I just want you to know, the unbridled snark thats flowed from you guys these last days has been nothing short of life-reaffirming

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