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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2016

    FDA Approves New Pasta Shape http://trib.al/K2IyXFy pic.twitter.com/knmbDz66aJ

    3:31 PM - 20 Nov 2016
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      1. #FlyTheW‏ @pray_america 20 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make Pasta Great Again

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      1. Jack Frasier‏ @JackFrasierVO 20 Nov 2016
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        THAT PASTA SHAPE IS RACIST!!!

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      1. BillyBeerDoctor.com‏ @redbeardmanman 20 Nov 2016
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        this should be dominating the news cycles

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      1. syd‏ @SydmisterCheer 20 Nov 2016
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        maybe trumps presidency won't be so bad after all

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      1. Joel Applegate‏ @BoxerM42 25 Nov 2016
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        can someone mansplain this to me?

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      1. ShireShitposter‏ @ShireShitposter 20 Nov 2016
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        @ALLCAPSBRO @SpaceGiko how would this make you feel if real

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      1. Andy Ressa‏ @aressa 20 Nov 2016
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        Thursday nights at our house will never be the same!

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      1. Abby Jones‏ @Au_dontdance 20 Nov 2016
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        @phiaharper

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      1. Sarcastic (Yooper) Momma‏ @Sarcasm_PhD78 20 Nov 2016
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        Thank Baby Jeebus. I was bored with the 8564 other shapes

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      1. ol dirty charles‏ @Charliechillin 20 Nov 2016
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        fucking stunning

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      1. Linda‏ @latsheehan 20 Nov 2016
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        golly

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      1. Amanda Holiday  🌧 ☀️‏ @chispywispy 20 Nov 2016
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        tobleroned

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      1. Hot Toddie  🎬‏ @Phineas_Fogg 20 Nov 2016
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        but did they get the approval of Grandma Collone?

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      1. Elnigma‏ @galaxiou 20 Nov 2016
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        The DEA is busting up a lasagna noodle cartel

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      1. the kid‏ @JacobSpreng 20 Nov 2016
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        not in my america!

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      1. Jeff Yasinchuk‏ @jyasinchuk 20 Nov 2016
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        the long wait is finally over...

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      1. Warruz‏ @Warruz 20 Nov 2016
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        Finally, some progress.

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      1.  ☠PB SNICKERS AND COLD MILK CAT ☠‏ @_catWillDoomYou 20 Nov 2016
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        @TerriCiccone !

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      1. Eileen Gleason‏ @emg318 20 Nov 2016
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        😝😝😝

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      1. Hᴀʀsʜ‏ @_hrosbel 20 Nov 2016
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        uppp

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