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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2016

    DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series http://trib.al/mMXbqhq pic.twitter.com/2aGCKo5AP1

    12:59 PM - 19 Nov 2016
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    1. Darius (R) CA‏ @iflu_Darius 19 Nov 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      Why would liberals need this? They already have @CNN and @MSNBC for their daily doses of fiction. #DrainHollywood

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    2. Tweetle Bailey™ 🐛‏ @kevinjoy5 19 Nov 2016
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      so dead on it hurts

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      1. I am intentional‏ @FigmentsB 19 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lenadunham Now that's funny. And sad at the same time. And opportunistic. And arrogant. Did I miss anything?

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      2. I am intentional‏ @FigmentsB 19 Nov 2016
        Replying to @FigmentsB @TheOnion @lenadunham

        I did, I missed the most important verb: patronizing.

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    4. joseph cotton‏ @DrMcKuKu 19 Nov 2016
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      @JRobertSmith1 That and a nickel will get them nothing.

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    5. eli‏ @elihunz 19 Nov 2016
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      @exjon @lenadunham hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    6. Jimmy_James‏ @JimmyJames38 19 Nov 2016
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      perfect

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    7. Dr. Pablo Pistola‏ @drpablopistola 19 Nov 2016
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      Another Hamilton moment could be possible!!!

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    8. Morgan Pace‏ @pacem90 26 Nov 2016
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      I am cryyiinngggg omg 😂😂😂

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    9. Jason Gill‏ @jasonwrite 20 Nov 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      Yup. That'll do it.

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    10. 🕆 🇺🇸Juliet 🦋‏ @jmac1259 20 Nov 2016
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      @suthernboy100 ummm..no! The working class are not stupid & recognize pandering when we see it. Very condesending!

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    11. CalmNcanny‏ @CalmNcanny 19 Nov 2016
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      @mimimayesTN what could go wrong...

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    12. El Jefe De Security‏ @ElJefeDSecurIT 19 Nov 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      y u guys not just go mainstream? it would be about the only legitimate new source in the current chaos.

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    13. sierra lyle‏ @sierra_lyle 19 Nov 2016
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      @KeoCoDesperado

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    14. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks 19 Nov 2016
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      - Won't work - Us uneducated, redneck, deplorables don't like hip hop. Set it to Conway Twitty tunes and you might have something

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    15. Cysberg‏ @Cysberg 19 Nov 2016
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      Don't forget huge black fake glasses.

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    16. Delta Hot Tamale‏ @delta_tamale 19 Nov 2016
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      @SalenaZito 😂😂😂

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    17. John‏ @Maddogph123Phx 19 Nov 2016
      Replying to @TheOnion

      Good luck.

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    18. dawn hightree‏ @revelationscorp 19 Nov 2016
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      https://www.facebook.com/Protect-Orange-County-624945397520545/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf …

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