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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Nov 2016

    Breitbart Traffic Down As Readers Now Getting Bulk Of News Analysis From Graffiti Scrawled Across Neighborhood http://trib.al/YT1ELI8 pic.twitter.com/a40ProPRD9

    1:38 PM - 17 Nov 2016
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    • Dave Ridnell puyo puyo elon musk Raveer Truxton🌹 Sentient Fatberg 🍷 Amy Christie Dietz Cryptstopher González with a K ♣😎🖕
    37 replies 2,082 retweets 3,099 likes
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      2. Godzilla is Nonbinary‏ @RoWearsAMask 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys stopped being parody and became a legitimate news source.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Plague Dr. Curiosity  🔬‏ @DrCuriosity 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @RoWearsAMask @TheOnion

        I think that happened around 2002.

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      2. Ryan Beiter‏ @ryanbeiter 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ZRR3616

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      4. Ryan Beiter‏ @ryanbeiter 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @zrroot @TheOnion

        don't disagree.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Charlie‏ @KingChizz 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ryanbeiter @TheOnion

        Couldn't you also put "I agree?"

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. 𝚁𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚙‏ @WrrrdNrrrdGrrrl 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FromPawnToQueen Shots fired between non-news sources.

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      1. Szientific‏ @Szientific 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you guys never miss! Although that is a pretty wordy graffiti tag for a Breitbart reader

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      2. Terry Nelson‏ @Sodjacket 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @jerrymeyer247

        liberals are famous for graffiti. Most of it fake to make Trump look bad. But who am I to discount the Onion, lol.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jerry Meyer‏ @jerrymeyer247 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Sodjacket @TheOnion

        at least u responded to it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Terry Nelson‏ @Sodjacket 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @jerrymeyer247 @TheOnion

        feel sorry for them....certainly don't follow them, but appreciate you retweeted so I could comment.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. KevinOfDundas‏ @KevinOfDundas 17 Nov 2016
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        The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls

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      1. MiMiSunGoddess 🌞‏ @MiMi1PokerDiva 18 Nov 2016
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        @KieranSuckling Wow! So it never was "their country" !

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      1. Jeremy Smyth‏ @jemsmyth 18 Nov 2016
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        President Elect's children go on graffiti rampage?

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      1. Liz‏ @lschn4 17 Nov 2016
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        @KevHeritage ...Today, the walls, tomorrow the shrubberies! Mwa ha haaaa!

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      1. Liz‏ @lschn4 17 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KevHeritage At last, a reliable source. Wonder if they'll start using pub toilet doors for citations?

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      1. Citizen of USA, World, Universe‏ @GC68156802 17 Nov 2016
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        @realDoncIdTrump Heh!

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      1. Johnny Williams‏ @johnny_williams 17 Nov 2016
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        @erinpeep @TheOnion that headline has me in tears 😂

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