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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Nov 2016

    Accidentally Closing Browser Window With 23 Tabs Open Presents Rare Chance At New Life http://trib.al/KsVc0Ra pic.twitter.com/g6Yt0HfjL1

    9:15 AM - 15 Nov 2016
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    • mel // #SaveShadowhunters Peadar Ó Ghoul-een Tommy Harrington Visit Post sandwich coward apollo 2000 eddie clock-puncher Emilie Brandon McDermott
    33 replies 1,583 retweets 3,189 likes
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      2. EntranceJew‏ @EntranceJew 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @aj_187

        help mepic.twitter.com/KL62u794X6

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. freem/AJ‏ @aj_187 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @EntranceJew

        you've got that pre-Brexit Toblerone in your tab bar there

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. EntranceJew‏ @EntranceJew 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @aj_187 @EntranceJew

        you can't take my freedom sized gaps

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. bog dad  🎶 NP: Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death  🎶‏ @AynRandy 15 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey it's @thomas_violence

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      3. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 15 Feb 2017
        Replying to @AynRandy @TheOnion

        I love tabs

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      4. bog dad  🎶 NP: Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death  🎶‏ @AynRandy 15 Feb 2017
        Replying to @thomas_violence @TheOnion

        i'm gonna come around and close your tabs so you're forced to learn the violin

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      1. Mary Anne Smart‏ @mary_ann_e 15 Nov 2016
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        @Dash_point_O this is me

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      2. Rachel Lippmann‏Verified account @rlippmann 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @KelseyProud

        Only 23? #slacker :-D

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      3. Kelsey Proud‏Verified account @KelseyProud 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @rlippmann @TheOnion

        A light day, obviously.

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      1. President Spence‏ @pr3sidentspence 16 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @ranti

        I use the OneTab extension. I can close them all "for later."

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      1. Jim Gray‏ @grayj_ 16 Nov 2016
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        @blazepollard I think you meant 230...

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      1. Hugh Lilly‏ @insequential 15 Nov 2016
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        @Jyeah 2real

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        @connorgross24

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        @KimChi_Ngu 🙈🙈🙈

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