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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2016

    Conductor Fatigue Blamed In Massive Model Train Crash http://trib.al/aOGXtEA pic.twitter.com/hrZuQATPuC

    7:30 PM - 14 Nov 2016
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They will will sell these death machines to anyone.

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      2. John MaubAAAHHHH  😱 👻 🎃‏ @JMaubach 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 @JakeDean95 be safe out there

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      3. Jake Dean‏ @JakeDean95 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JMaubach @TheOnion

        this is what happens when you don't use HO scale

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      1. Elijah Beahm - Tales from the Game Crypt‏ @ParadigmFallen 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reports coming in just now that damages may skyrocket to whole tens of dollars to repaint the passenger car and stock car.

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      1. Vancouver Maneuver‏ @VancouvrManeuvr 14 Nov 2016
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        "If the passengers will look to the right, you will see a sad man. That is all."

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      1. Dustin Wlodkowski‏Verified account @DWLODKOWSKI 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Jhookster @TheOnion

        HAHAHAHA ... I've never mixed alcohol and model trains though. Much too risky.

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      1. Phillip Bradbury‏ @prb0101 15 Nov 2016
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        eye witness footage narrated by Ringo Starr

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      1. Phillip Bradbury‏ @prb0101 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gomez Addams would be proud

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      1. REZO EXPAT007‏ @Expat_007 14 Nov 2016
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        forty year old model train driver actually distracted by his mother calling him for dinner.

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      1. Mike Sillence‏ @MikeSillence 14 Nov 2016
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        @PedalPowrBroker nooooooo!

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      1. Вадим‏ @abuvm70 14 Nov 2016
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        models to blame then

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      1. Justin Pierce‏ @JPierceAz 14 Nov 2016
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        you guys aren't funny anymore. Unfollowing.

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 14 Nov 2016
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        See...this is why I love the Onion, they can make everyone screaming hysterically stop & say, "What the Hell was that?!"

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      1. Cedar Sound Studios‏ @cedarsounds 14 Nov 2016
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        alcohol was involved

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      1. MattyehDydymus‏ @M1t20hewdydymus 14 Nov 2016
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        o the humanity

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