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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2016

    America Chooses The Glass Ceiling: A Look Back At Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign http://trib.al/FSkIsTm pic.twitter.com/vZCSxvPNCJ

    1:00 PM - 13 Nov 2016
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    11 replies 89 retweets 375 likes
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      2. darrell‏ @darrelln 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America chose unwisely

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. ButHerEmails‏ @JoeFabooch72 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @darrelln @TheOnion

        chose petty unrealistic promises over what could have been real change b/c most ignored Clinton's comprehensive policies

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. darrell‏ @darrelln 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JoeFabooch72 @AlexanderDonal3 @TheOnion

        They did not even listen to them. Not from the beginning.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. ButHerEmails‏ @JoeFabooch72 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @darrelln @TheOnion

        This election was a comedy routine. Candidate that got the most laughs won. Sorry to say it but avg voter is a fool.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. darrell‏ @darrelln 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JoeFabooch72 @AlexanderDonal3 @TheOnion

        lol, fool hardly describes them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. ButHerEmails‏ @JoeFabooch72 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @darrelln @TheOnion

        Clinton -most detailed policy proposals of any candidate to date. no one listened remembered next to crazy shit he said

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. darrell‏ @darrelln 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JoeFabooch72 @AlexanderDonal3 @TheOnion

        Have really never seen anything like it. What policies he did have (very few) were derived from the loony bin.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. ButHerEmails‏ @JoeFabooch72 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @darrelln @TheOnion

        He won b/c he is a joke. US voted for comedy. You need clear plan&policies to make a country great. Not just say it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Cat Lady 🤦🏻‍♀️‏ @JennytheCatLady 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this would be funny if it weren't so sad.

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      2.  🎃 Silver Shamrock  🎃 Licensed Phrenologist  👻‏ @mlfoley 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We chose not to be nuked because Hillary wanted her ISIS pals to make her more money.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. MentholatedApe‏ @MentholatedApe 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @mlfoley @TheOnion

        Does it hurt to be that stupid?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  🎃 Silver Shamrock  🎃 Licensed Phrenologist  👻‏ @mlfoley 15 Nov 2016
        Replying to @MentholatedApe @TheOnion

        Ask yourself.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Peter Ariens‏ @peteariens 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the glass ceiling had nothing to do with it. The candidate had everything to do with it.

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      1. Vitor M Ferreira‏ @vitferr 13 Nov 2016
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        bullet proof glass ceiling

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      1. Nick‏ @quirky_gym_rat 13 Nov 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/Y4tEeyKOe8

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      1. Garry Todd‏ @GLTQAX 13 Nov 2016
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        my headline was, "Reality TV Star As Shocked As Everyone Else: 'I Was Kidding!' "

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      1. Spooky Matt  🅱️lakeslee‏ @mdb8710 13 Nov 2016
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        lol the headline

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      1. TINY BALL OF CLAWS, TEETH, AND ANGER ಠ_ಠ‏ @stealthbadger 13 Nov 2016
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        I just can't bring myself to read that yet. ._.

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