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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2016

    The Election Of Donald Trump: A Candidate Who United Every American Intolerance http://trib.al/41SXRf6 pic.twitter.com/uHNULVdSR8

    8:57 AM - 13 Nov 2016
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      2. John Connor‏ @John_Connor2050 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yup, half of the general population should not be allowed to vote.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. John Connor‏ @John_Connor2050 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DolcettDoug @TheOnion

        Liberals are at least mostly informed and rational. Republicans are just uninformed gullible rubes.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Chirag Shekhar‏ @chiragshekhar 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DolcettDoug @John_Connor2050 @TheOnion

        sir, with all due respect to the military, evidence on productivity development says otherwise.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Chirag Shekhar‏ @chiragshekhar 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DolcettDoug @John_Connor2050 @TheOnion

        the journal on human productivity sciences. A well accomplished, global human sciences journal.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Chirag Shekhar‏ @chiragshekhar 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @chiragshekhar @DolcettDoug and

        but also personally, I find intellectual pursuits like science better for the human race than war

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Wanda‏ @moondancer77 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the ugly thruth of almost half don't care about the intolerance or belive it's true & blame minority and women for their failings

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      1. Amelia Smolinska‏ @AmeliaSmolinska 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amelia Smolinska Retweeted Antonio Matragrano

        https://twitter.com/matragrano/status/796911354724618240 …

        Amelia Smolinska added,

        Antonio Matragrano @matragrano
        @CIA @FBI @AP VICTORY OF TRUMP, prophesied IN THE MONTH May 2016. by A. @matragrano Антоніо Матраграно https://twitter.com/matragrano/status/735944506873384961 … … … … … … … … pic.twitter.com/HzVi4BxOR0
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      2. The VikiD Truth  🐻‏ @vukini 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        goes full SJW.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brandon Knight‏ @ascarytoaster 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @vukini @TheOnion

        yep, about to unfollow. They stopped being funny along time ago anyway.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. The VikiD Truth  🐻‏ @vukini 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ascarytoaster @TheOnion

        great idea. I am now considering. Any funny recommendations?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Brandon Knight‏ @ascarytoaster 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @vukini @TheOnion

        That aren't biased? Sadly no.

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      6. The VikiD Truth  🐻‏ @vukini 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ascarytoaster @TheOnion

        like every other post. Annoying

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. J2‏ @J2_0 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keep the 1st Amendment alive! 👏

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      1. PG Veer‏ @le_moutongris 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as can be seen with the "tolerant" chaos is large cities

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      1. Kris Zap‏ @krisilou 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not even satire anymore.

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      1. James Piotrowski‏ @ruthshrbs 13 Nov 2016
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        WE still have a chance to reverse this mess on December 19th

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      1. SirCosmoKramer‏ @sircosmokramer 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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