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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2016

    Americans Urged To Get Saving $30,000 Out Of Way Before Obamacare Repealed http://trib.al/TFE8Qgp pic.twitter.com/CDwc3nqbBx

    8:05 AM - 11 Nov 2016
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    • Brian Eble Mr G Daniels Hank Warren Chris Dorff big country Ian sure does rt a bunch of garbage Rob 💀🔚 Ben Colen Lori Grapentine
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      1. Cameron Belt  💰‏ @camerontbelt 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        should be easy after the monthly premiums go back down

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      2. hhaylayy‏ @HaileyCierra_3 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @myshipssailing stop!! Someone's gonna think it's legit 😂😭

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      3. ||| jøᶜᵉᶫyn |-/‏ @myshipssailing 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @HaileyCierra_3

        bruh you have no idea. One time this lady I know shared "first marijuana related deaths happening in Denver"

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      4. hhaylayy‏ @HaileyCierra_3 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @myshipssailing

        I love the onion! 😂

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      1. Joel et Leigh Fregia‏ @JoelFregia 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        used to create hilarious caricatures and knock them down. Now it's just knocking over straw men, and it's not as funny.

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      1. Hector Vargas‏ @TheHectorVargas 11 Nov 2016
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        they should already have most of that covered, remember Obamacare saved everyone $2500 each year (allegedly)

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      1. Jalapeño Schwartz‏ @docactus 11 Nov 2016
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        I took the Onion's advice and now I'm a millionaire!

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      1. Keith Giles‏ @keith_giles 11 Nov 2016
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        @Eric_Howell I'm sure it will be GREAT...

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      1. Greenie65‏ @greenie1965 11 Nov 2016
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        Your rhetoric and attempt at comedy is getting old. You just lost another follower.

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      1. eagleeye‏ @roentgenwarrior 11 Nov 2016
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        As opposed to me working harder to pay for your healthcare??

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      1. John Garvey‏ @garveyj 11 Nov 2016
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        You could riff on the Electoral College being ignored/dismissed. A valid solution that's Constitutional and legal, dismissed.

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      1. Roscoe Soultrain‏ @91920110 11 Nov 2016
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        As opposed to the 40k they've already spent on increased premiums/copays/deductibles/etc as a result of the ACA "working".

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      1. Steve Holt‏ @Steve_Holt11 11 Nov 2016
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        Obamacare is really popular with tons of people.... who don't have it

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      1. Aladdin Boy–Toshii‏ @zoli_bojtos 11 Nov 2016
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        ... and hipsters grow beards. Totally unfashionable... HIV-pills for $800!! Don't take it to the disco

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      1. Dasa‏ @MsDasaRen 11 Nov 2016
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        ding ding ding ding!

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      1. Matt‏ @mattlav70 11 Nov 2016
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        I'm so glad I'm a Canadian, we get taxed but, nobody will die here because they don't have health insurance.

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