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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2016

    Psychologists Advise Practicing Words ‘President Trump’ Over Next 2 Months To Prepare For Inaugurationhttp://trib.al/jKidIME 

    7:20 AM - 11 Nov 2016
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      1. Becca Bishop‏ @TheBeccaBishop 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm practicing Donnie the Dunce

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      1. Frazier‏ @YelowDawg 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I prefer Grand Dragon.

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      1.  🐾 📧 ☕️ 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣‏ @PaulyT2000 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I say the phrase "President Trump" is offense enough that it be ignored like the Washington Redskins. He's just The President.

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      1. Wade N.‏ @WadeN43 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know you are joking, but I will never call him president. He is a shitbag and undeserving of the title.

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      1. Resist‏ @doccandidate 11 Nov 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/0OOsqka4TX

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      1. Prisgoforit‏ @prisgoforit1 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NEVER!

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      2. Mr.Gardener‏ @ThornRGardener 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ThornRGardener @TheOnion @TheYoungTurks

        as a psyche major I agree that this will help you

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      1. Scott Mcintyre‏ @ryecatcher29 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't bring myself to call him President. I will only refer to him as "45". Like a numbered meal option at crappy fast food.

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      1. Gene K  🇺🇸‏ @GeneZog 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nope, he's always gonna be turd 2 me 💩. Nothing Presidential or human about him.

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      1. Shauna L. Jones‏ @ShaunaBeeBee 11 Nov 2016
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        Nope!

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 11 Nov 2016
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        just coined new word that seems to fit: "presidump"

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      1. Scott Cromar‏ @scc_lrocs 11 Nov 2016
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        Don't know about that. "A**hole in chief" I can pull off.

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      1. Gary R.  🃏‏ @GaryDR27 11 Nov 2016
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        horrific

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      1. Martha‏ @yumbubbly 11 Nov 2016
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        nope, refuse to say it!

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      1. Zvi‏ @fredfred 11 Nov 2016
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        .@TheOnion Honestly, I've been rolling it around in my head every single morning and it still feels like a terrible joke.

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      1. marilyn delay‏ @delays_delay 11 Nov 2016
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        Nope. Never going to say it. Always will be Trump to me.

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      1. Butterfly19 Com‏ @butterfly19_com 11 Nov 2016
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        I think you mean The Great Pumpkin.

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