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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Nov 2016

    Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives Inhttp://trib.al/xiQTNjj 

    12:36 PM - 9 Nov 2016
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    49 replies 2,071 retweets 3,555 likes
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      2. Robbie Johnson‏ @1Scias1 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's almost as if people eventually start voting against you if you constantly call them sexist racist bigots for long enough

        2 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      3. Brian Green‏ @greenbrian75 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @1Scias1 @TheOnion

        sure why try to dispel that belief instead double down in defiance and be extra bigoted

        2 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. Robbie Johnson‏ @1Scias1 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @greenbrian75 @TheOnion

        ofc double down on defending against identity politics I have no problem with that (๑•́ ω •̀๑)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Robbie Johnson‏ @1Scias1 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @1Scias1 @greenbrian75 @TheOnion

        Hating Trump voters, calling them sexist racists just because they disagree on politics pretty much defines bigotry.

        6 replies 6 retweets 17 likes
      6. dicentra ن‏ @dicentra33 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @1Scias1

        It's not bigotry: it's bullying, intimidation, "othering," and dehumanization. @1Scias1 @greenbrian75 @TheOnion

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. The Monster  ❌ 𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖒‏ @SumErgoMonstro 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @dicentra33

        Can't it be all of those? @1Scias1 @greenbrian75 @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. dicentra ن‏ @dicentra33 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @SumErgoMonstro

        Calling it "bigotry" doesn't address the core motivation but returns the volley in kind. @SumErgoMonstro @1Scias1 @greenbrian75

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Brian Green‏ @greenbrian75 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @dicentra33 @SumErgoMonstro @1Scias1

        so now we live in a world where we shouldn't point bigotry or sexism out and it's just gonna disappear

        6 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. JR‏ @arjendre 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They live in bubbles...pic.twitter.com/zF717aEmqw

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Frank Gilbert‏ @PFGilbert 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is what happens when you are unaware of millions of people in the country that do not think like you. Explore and understand

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      1. Rob Sadowsky‏ @rsadowsky 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s never too soon for @TheOnion

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      1. Kelsomatic‏ @Kelsomatic 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true it hurts. It sucks that Trump wins but at least it's a big wake up call for the insular of the left.

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      1. Haunted Backlog‏ @Haunted_Backlog 13 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @RektRolfe

        Area man no longer recognizes The Onion as anything but Clinton propaganda http://archive.is/WKihU pic.twitter.com/ZjUvDv2xUQ

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      1. Darrell D Adams‏ @DemuusRex 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KillerMartinis Pretty close.Anyone who is now concerned about Fascism in the US is about 10-12 years too late #seeyouinGuantanamo

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      1. Alex LaFroscia‏ @alexlafroscia 10 Nov 2016
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        Alex LaFroscia Retweeted The Onion

        .@TheOnion is now just a regular news orghttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/796451516597026817 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives In http://trib.al/xiQTNjj 
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      1. Brian Green‏ @greenbrian75 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nailed it.

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      1. Braden Wells‏ @BradenWells1 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KillerMartinis @TheOnion I mean I was hoping for at least a John Kasich "I'll smile at a gay person at their wedding" level. But This...

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      1. Which Gina Harris?‏ @sultryglebe 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @pulmyears

        The horrible thing is that my inaccurate picture wasn't that great either.

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      1. fairy squad mother‏ @shimmersing 9 Nov 2016
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        @cellularsmoke it me

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      1. XK‏ @xk_tweets 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's that last line that totally makes this piece!

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