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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Nov 2016

    "It just goes to show you that anything is possible in America." http://trib.al/n5WZKeE pic.twitter.com/iGTI1Be3Ey

    7:43 AM - 9 Nov 2016
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      1. Andy‏ @Nexusdog_UK 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Don't you mean 'another'?

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      1. Cathy Finn-Derecki‏ @saracup 9 Nov 2016
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        Thank you, Onion, for always being courageous.

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      2. John Vitti‏ @SCARghetti 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so Clinton the rapist wasn't black hearted? Derp

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      3. NotTheMaidOfOrleans‏ @1001Times 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @SCARghetti

        Was she elected president, dipshit?

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      4. John Vitti‏ @SCARghetti 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @1001Times

        anger leads to fear - you are already at fear

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      5. NotTheMaidOfOrleans‏ @1001Times 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @SCARghetti

        And stupidity leads to a Trump election and we're already there, stupid.

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      6. John Vitti‏ @SCARghetti 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @1001Times

        and stupidity also got Obama re-elected, so we are even lets unite and rally around the winner even POTUS said we should

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      7. NotTheMaidOfOrleans‏ @1001Times 10 Nov 2016
        Replying to @SCARghetti

        Why was it stupid to re-elect Obama over Romney? That claim itself seems stupid and antagonistic (as opposed to unifying).

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      8. John Vitti‏ @SCARghetti 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @1001Times

        accept the win

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      9. NotTheMaidOfOrleans‏ @1001Times 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @SCARghetti

        I do. Accept that most people aren't comfortable with a nasty immature sexist racist bigot as their president.

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      1. WalterSkywalker‏ @w4173r666 9 Nov 2016
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        and brainless

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      1. World's biggest Ben Quadinaros fan‏ @robert_slipek 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        let's be fair, Hillary would've been a black-hearted president as well.

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      1. Anne M Pascucci‏ @anne_pascucci 9 Nov 2016
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        I guess you didn't notice that an election took place and he won! He is the US President elect!

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      1. GT‏ @Thmpsn1 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        could say the same if Shrillary were elected

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      1. Carla Eagle‏ @eaglecarla3 9 Nov 2016
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        GO TRUMP PROUD TO HAVE YOU AS OUR NEW PRESIDENT. THANKS

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      1. what if everyone had two butts (that are haunted)?‏ @Respecticles 9 Nov 2016
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        Herbert Hoover does NOT appreciate this slight, Onion.

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      1. Stephen Allchin‏ @sjakdp 9 Nov 2016
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        Donald Trump making America grate again.

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      1. Vincent Van Cock‏ @z0mbyw00f 9 Nov 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/pqE6O5wAjl

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      1. Jeremy Root‏ @JRoot42 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, I don't know. Andrew Jackson probably holds that honor.

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