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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Nov 2016

    Report: Things Finally As Bad As Trump Claims http://trib.al/fcec8ep pic.twitter.com/25G9baerto

    5:47 AM - 9 Nov 2016
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      2. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys know you're supposed to run fake stories, right?

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      1. Yaelle Glenn‏ @YaelleG 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hooray for electing a guy with 0 knowledge or experience OR care for humans! & to boot, a draft dodger now the CIC.

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      1. tan‏ @Eagle_chastaint 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        guys. Why is this one not satirical. Guys?

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      1. Ted_S‏ @Tscan_Det 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful you guys, he might sue you.

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      1. Traitors Will Hang!!!‏ @Aurum420 9 Nov 2016
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        No, worse.

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      1. S DOT‏ @SDotDiggity 9 Nov 2016
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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 9 Nov 2016
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        Last GOP pres was the Decider. Say hello to the Groper.

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      1. Jackie Blue‏ @chilifullwood 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        proving that America didn't fully grasp the power of the Baio effect

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      1. Seymour Kreevich‏ @SeymourKreevich 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        JUST WAIT! A new Great Depression coming!

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      1. Paul LeBlanc‏ @snhuprez 9 Nov 2016
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        I needed this laugh.

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      1. Lee Zucker‏ @leezuckeriii 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sour grapes

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      2. Chloe Brooks‏ @BrooksChloe732 9 Nov 2016
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      3. Chloe Brooks‏ @BrooksChloe732 9 Nov 2016
        Replying to @BrooksChloe732 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Stone cold faceplant

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      1. me‏ @perrylane22 12 Nov 2016
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        they have been for the last 16 yrs

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      1. Annie G.‏ @NoArgumentHere 11 Nov 2016
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        @TheBaxterBean Oh...so he was telling us what he was going to do; got it.

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      1. Bare Thor‏ @thorjarle 10 Nov 2016
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        We welcome all Americans to Norway:http://www.emigrateme.com/ 

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