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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2016

    ‘What’s Our Best Path To 270?’ Gary Johnson Asks Campaign Aides Packing Up Office http://trib.al/SKgnuaw  #ElectionNightpic.twitter.com/oJlzzBRIpU

    3:29 PM - 8 Nov 2016
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      2. CreativeInnovations‏ @1200CreativeInn 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        probably contacted @GA_TeaParty before it got thought of in 2000 @hateful_heretic

        1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
      3. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @1200CreativeInn @TheOnion

        chili is a nickel @hateful_heretic not @Applebees' #ThatsNotChili https://twitter.com/GA_TeaParty/status/843341375554932736 … have you made a recipe?pic.twitter.com/z9FMJEe6Yz

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GA_TeaParty @1200CreativeInn

        1 @Campbells tomato @TheOnion @hateful_heretic #DryBlkBeans 1 @RedGoldTomatoes #1jalapeño: beef cooked separately, +cheese

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GA_TeaParty @1200CreativeInn

        a bowl @Campbells @TheOnion 5 spoonfuls @hateful_heretic @RedGoldTomatoes or 1¢ per spoonful; the other part is spaghettipic.twitter.com/4zP0zuRuF0

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GA_TeaParty @1200CreativeInn

        which is @TheOnion LUNCH @hateful_heretic & SUPPER, breakfast is separate

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GA_TeaParty @1200CreativeInn @TheOnion

        Tea Party Chief Retweeted Tea Party Chief

        that's $10 a week @hateful_heretic or you're on this for $20 a weekhttps://twitter.com/GA_TeaParty/status/842530667237969921 …

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        Tea Party Chief @GA_TeaParty
        Replying to @1200CreativeInn
        #1400plan $17.78 a week @fooddepotuk $40 organic supplements @kroger (annually) $10 for pasta, sauces, seasoning #Cook1xAWk pic.twitter.com/wQ6jGahM8C
        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GA_TeaParty @1200CreativeInn and

        @fooddepotuk @krogerpic.twitter.com/26tLYxfPKG

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Tea Party Chief‏ @GA_TeaParty 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GA_TeaParty @1200CreativeInn and

        Tea Party Chief Retweeted CreativeInnovations

        https://twitter.com/1200CreativeInn/status/781038809119064064 …

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        CreativeInnovations @1200CreativeInn
        Replying to @madhatternews @LanaDelRey @308saiga
        https://twitter.com/1200CreativeInn/status/780863544610820096 … @hateful_heretic started #Fuck4DemographicsCampaign & called it "CHRISTIANITY"
        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Lynn‏ @TIMBUKTUMONTANA 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Interstate 270?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Kevin Seeley‏ @Bahai144 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Politics_PR

        Someone should be sure to look after him he's a little slow on the uptake. Dont leave him to wander around alone.

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      1. Sue‏ @Sue4allofus 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        support Ivanka Trump Boycott #GrabYourWallet

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      1. #FlipTheFifth  🌹 🌊‏ @PNW_Hawk 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CarlBialik "campaign aides"

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      1. 乇ᐯ卂 卩乇ㄒ乇尺丂乇几‏ @katamababy 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Austin__Logic

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      1. Patriots For Liberty‏ @PatriotsForGary 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PHFhzdcJkk

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      1. Taofeek Lawal‏ @TaofeekLawal 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alepo?

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      1. Frances Coleman‏ @FrancesColeman1 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha, ha, ha! This is funny!

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      1. New conversation
      2. Gabby Petrelli‏ @gmpetrelli 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SarahDNeville this has me cackling on the train

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Sarah‏ @SarahDNeville 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @gmpetrelli

        no matter what happens at least I take some joy in having discovered the @TheOnion's election coverage!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Brady‏ @bradywwatson 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @marianne_brown

        Is he being confident or ignorant?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mariannkenstein 🎃‏ @mbrowntrigg 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @bradywwatson

        satirical 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation

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