That's very sweet, but your stories are less funny if they're too credible. ;)
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yeah. A literally saw "awww". Didn't laugh cause I could see him doing that
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You can't fool me...he hasn't worked a day in his life!
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Haha...a lifelong pol, avowed socialist with no accomplishments to his name!
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Accumulated the most single donations from real Americans for any presidential campaign in American history
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omg I was like wtf then I saw it was the onion lol
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@Almightrex where's his PPE? Gloves at a minimum using a belt sander surely?!?!! -
you don't use gloves on this- you could get the gloves caught and then get 'degloved'. need faceshield tho
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almost certainly yes! also flame retardant clothing like an apron would be good too
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LOL! thing is, he probably would do that :)
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Elections should be: 1) mandatory; 2) a national holiday and/or on consecutive days (S/M or F/S)
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my new favorite onion article of all time
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That's Slick Willy Clinton not Bernie
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Is that Bernie behind him ? Look closely.
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Probably Podesta
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