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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2016

    Bernie Sanders Fills In For Factory Worker Unable To Take Time Off To Vote http://trib.al/MPcBElA pic.twitter.com/9x2dBcxcrI

    10:05 AM - 8 Nov 2016
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    • danielle julia evins Daniel Dena B evan Aisling ,,: (´◔‸◔`) **??+slime *!* Physchem Hun E Be
    82 replies 3,979 retweets 8,138 likes
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      2. Emil Sørensen‏ @Sorenzo4 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @theBpDShow

        That's very sweet, but your stories are less funny if they're too credible. ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Benjamin Dixon‏ @BenjaminPDixon 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Sorenzo4 @TheOnion

        yeah. A literally saw "awww". Didn't laugh cause I could see him doing that

        0 replies 2 retweets 47 likes
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      2. Brain‏ @waddatwit 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can't fool me...he hasn't worked a day in his life!

        4 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Vote on Nov 6th pls‏ @XLukaKillianX 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @waddatwit

        pic.twitter.com/ycMZf5wpqw

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
      4. Brain‏ @waddatwit 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @XLukaKillianX @TheOnion

        Haha...a lifelong pol, avowed socialist with no accomplishments to his name!

        6 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Vote on Nov 6th pls‏ @XLukaKillianX 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @waddatwit @TheOnion

        Accumulated the most single donations from real Americans for any presidential campaign in American history

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      2. eRN‏ @iznir3 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        omg I was like wtf then I saw it was the onion lol

        1 reply 2 retweets 109 likes
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      2. MrBOOsonopolis‏ @MrBisonopolis 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @xMOONS hahahahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  🌛‏ @xMOONS 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @MrBisonopolis @TheOnion

        it's perfect.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. MrBOOsonopolis‏ @MrBisonopolis 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @xMOONS @TheOnion

        I really laughed out loud in public

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. TeamHealeo Rallying‏ @teamhealeo 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Almightrex where's his PPE? Gloves at a minimum using a belt sander surely?!?!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. John b‏ @ChewbaccaFanfic 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @teamhealeo @TheOnion @Almightrex

        you don't use gloves on this- you could get the gloves caught and then get 'degloved'. need faceshield tho

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. TeamHealeo Rallying‏ @teamhealeo 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ChewbaccaFanfic @TheOnion @Almightrex

        ah... good point. ... ear plugs then?!! 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. John b‏ @ChewbaccaFanfic 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @teamhealeo @TheOnion @Almightrex

        almost certainly yes! also flame retardant clothing like an apron would be good too

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tammy Kosiancic  🌹‏ @TammyKosiancic 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL! thing is, he probably would do that :)

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. MIchael K.Roberts‏ @MichaelRob9K 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He would though .pic.twitter.com/tAdxwtTBVw

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      1. Marvin E. Adams‏ @MarvinEAdams 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @JC_Christian

        Elections should be: 1) mandatory; 2) a national holiday and/or on consecutive days (S/M or F/S)

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      1. marisa‏ @marisa_motisi 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Sarah_Prayer

        my new favorite onion article of all time

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      2. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's voting for Trump.pic.twitter.com/06uIO3z5oj

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3.  🕊NO 🕊WAR 🕊IN 🕊SYRIA 🕊  🔥OUTRAGED 🔥‏ @SenseOf_OUTRAGE 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Truth_is_Satire @TheOnion

        That's Slick Willy Clinton not Bernie

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @SenseOf_OUTRAGE

        Is that Bernie behind him ? Look closely.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🕊NO 🕊WAR 🕊IN 🕊SYRIA 🕊  🔥OUTRAGED 🔥‏ @SenseOf_OUTRAGE 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Truth_is_Satire

        Probably Podesta

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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