This election has been hell on the Onion. Real life has gotten too stupid to satirize anymore.
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no one is undecided. These people are ashamed to say who they are voting for.
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If someone is still undecided at this point I DO NOT want to know them!
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i haven't figured out how to put on my pants, is it right leg then left, or left then right? I DON'T KNOW & CAN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE
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@MattWalshBlog This would be SO MUCH FUNNIER if the media wasn't calling third-party voters 'undecided.' Wouldn't it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not funny. Seatbelts save lives. A Trump or Clinton presidency would kill millions with poverty or war.
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You must be a blast at comedy clubs..lol
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I like their humor mostly. It's just this election is so sad, it's hard to laugh at it.
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Very true.Glad you took my comment well. I too get worried of election aftermath and like to find a laugh where I can.
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@kealr are you getting my messages?? -
No!! I didn't see ANY of those notifications!
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Dear Undecided. Please remove your head from your ass and read something. Something not from Russia.https://davidkeithlaw.wordpress.com/2016/11/05/america-betrays-its-daughters/ …
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@aterkel Don't get stuck behind one of these paralyzed minds in a drive through lane unless you have a snickers bar in the glovebxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hispanics ,you came to USA to get away from corrupt Gov.So why vote for Hillary Clinton .She is worse than were you came from !
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