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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Oct 2016

    Cake Just Sitting There http://trib.al/rpEMl9r pic.twitter.com/c3gQI6RBe2

    9:06 AM - 30 Oct 2016
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      1. ShawnDocket‏ @ShawnDocket_MMA 30 Oct 2016
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        @sephorror That cake? it's a lie.

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      1. Jon Netzinger‏ @JonNetzinger 30 Oct 2016
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        quick!, get it before it dries out!!

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      1. Bill Alford‏ @Privado_Idaho 30 Oct 2016
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        I feel like it's mocking me.

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      1. Jon Maas‏ @jondmaas 30 Oct 2016
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        Never fear. @PastryPlate will take it off your hands.

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      1.  🇺🇸teamKush‏ @hottdoggheavan 13 Nov 2016
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        @bababooeylover – at Lincoln Chinese Restaurant

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      1. Louise Kimmich‏ @KimmichLouise 30 Oct 2016
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        Yum!

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      1. MolesforDays‏ @MoriMole 30 Oct 2016
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        *hands pawing at screen in vain, sobbing*

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      1. Elizabeth Sullivan‏ @EJSullivan61 30 Oct 2016
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        Not in my home ;)

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      1. Mike Berry - OldSkoolPixels.com‏ @michaelberry 30 Oct 2016
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        The cake is a lie.

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      1. Ethan Laughman‏ @ethanTlaughman 30 Oct 2016
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        literal LOL

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      1. Joseph Story‏ @antiAntag0nist 30 Oct 2016
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        @hEnereyG I read this as I stand in my kitchen, looking at cake on the counter.....

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      1. Mr. Christmas Tree‏ @MrXmasTree4Real 30 Oct 2016
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        Mmm hmm,....pic.twitter.com/ZBZO2wfTGz

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      1. John Marine‏ @buzzsaws1 30 Oct 2016
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        @JimGaffigan Not if Jim Gaffigan was in the room mmmm CAKE

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      1. Tom Cronin‏ @T_Cronin 30 Oct 2016
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        https://youtu.be/5HBwzkETk-U 

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      1. Dietrich Buxtehude‏ @Buxtehude11 30 Oct 2016
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        Give me a break.. I want to finish my sixth Quarter Pounder avec frommage before dessert...pic.twitter.com/e3RV301xjK

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      1. Eric Edblad‏ @ericedblad1 30 Oct 2016
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        Did a little a bit onion dip get on the cake?

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      1. Drizzle  🇺🇸 #BoycottNRA  🚫‏ @Osidarta23 30 Oct 2016
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        It looks so lonely.

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      1. GhostoftheTrails 🌹‏ @TimberGhost7 30 Oct 2016
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        Not for long. . .*gulp*. 😉

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