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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Oct 2016

    Reality Of Fatherhood Never Truly Dawned On Man Until He Held Newborn Son’s Hospital Bill http://trib.al/9TRHRSO pic.twitter.com/9ijEB6vYPe

    10:05 AM - 29 Oct 2016
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      1. The MadMapper  🌎 🗺‏ @rhonda_c 29 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And this is why I ❤️🇨🇦 . Twins born 35 wks, 4 days in hospital. Out of pocket $0. #Canada #hadotherthingstostressabout

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      1. Promoted and Failed‏ @Promoted_Failed 29 Oct 2016
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        funniest part is the notion that you'd even see the bill until months later. You can't even get a price quote from a doctor!

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      1.  👻James I Jennings III (featuring Sleepy Brown)  🎃‏ @jimiseadawg 29 Oct 2016
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        Make abortion legal til the kid is 18. There, problem solved. If the kid's screwing up at 13...blam. #yourewelcome

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      1. David Roose‏ @DavRoo6 31 Oct 2016
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        @QuesoG it's just the beginning...

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      1. Eve Higdon‏ @EveHigdon 30 Oct 2016
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        Bwahahaha $$$ @adamlevine @TheOnion

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      1. Cysberg‏ @Cysberg 30 Oct 2016
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        Why are taxes twice as high? Ya it is hardly free.

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      1. Truth to Power‏ @TheJewbyrd7777 29 Oct 2016
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        doesn't apply to us in Canada our kids come free.

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      1. iglehartdawson‏ @dawsoniglehart 29 Oct 2016
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        @NikkiGlaser When my dad looked at the bill he said he was going to get some milk and he hasn't came back yet #dad #somefatherheis

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      1. The Young Hegelian‏ @AlexMcDermitt 29 Oct 2016
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        @TheClemReport @UncleChaps @KFCBarstool this part seemed to be missing from the last podfathers episode.

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