Glad the article was sarcastic because one of the key features of a girlfriend is having someone to talk with during commercials.
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which is weird because onion articles are never sarcastic
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Sort of. Sometimes they are more of an elaborate observation. Still sarcastic, but not always contrary to the title.
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And TV show And in bed
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I'm so sending this this to my husband. He'll like knowing he has a kindred spirit in suffering. ;)
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are you fucking kidding me? Those are important. DAMMIT WOMAN WE'RE GETTING SICK OF YOUR SHENANIGANS
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at least she waited for the commercial
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