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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Oct 2016

    Supposed Adult Pays Man To Sit In Room And Listen To Him Talk About His Feelings http://trib.al/eFRoBfG pic.twitter.com/63YQcBJPPX

    6:44 AM - 26 Oct 2016
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    18 replies 205 retweets 557 likes
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      2. Patrick Donohue‏ @Patrick_Donohue 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This does actual harm to people. Not cool.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Vote 'em out Nov. 6!‏ @justinjarrett 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Patrick_Donohue @TheOnion

        Agreed. Not OK to stigmatize mental illness or depression as a weakness.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Patrick Donohue‏ @Patrick_Donohue 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @justinjarrett @TheOnion

        Don't think we need to be telling anyone, especially men, that seeking help is shameful or embarrassing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Matt Pearson‏ @MattBarpea 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow. way to reinforce mental health stigma. nice job.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Ro-boo-tica Misfit‏ @androidqueen 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because we don't stigmatize mental healthcare (especially for men) enough?

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      1. KonstantinaAngelides‏ @cyangel22 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sometimes I forget why a country this developed has such crappy mental health care... thanks for reminding me! #EndTheStigma

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      1. Patrick Donohue‏ @Patrick_Donohue 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Men are 3.5x more likely to commit suicide than women. But by all means, mock them for taking care of themselves.

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      1. Nate Wind  👻 🎃 🍂‏ @natewind 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not a huge fan of this one. Mental health is too important and too stigmatized to make fun of in this way.

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      1. Menno Willemse‏ @AWadcroft 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like a damn good idea if those feelings include wanting to jump in front of a train.

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      1. PopulismNeverEndsWell‏ @clt92 26 Oct 2016
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        PopulismNeverEndsWell Retweeted The Onion

        Wow. @TheOnion is almost always great, but this is a big fail. Therapy is a critical aspect of mental health care & seeking help is STRONG.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/791274198291316736 …

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        Supposed Adult Pays Man To Sit In Room And Listen To Him Talk About His Feelings http://trib.al/eFRoBfG  pic.twitter.com/63YQcBJPPX
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      1. Josh Parks‏ @joshparks 26 Oct 2016
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        Gross. @birbigs @ChrisGethard

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      1. Yunk$$‏ @elcow10 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This joke has got people in their feelings jeez. Maybe they shouldn't follow the Onion

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      1. Phil B‏ @philbony 26 Oct 2016
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        Whatever your kink, man...

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      1. And He Says‏ @andhesaysblog 26 Oct 2016
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        .@TheOnion I think @WestworldHBO has a better approach

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      1. 21stCenturyParadox‏ @debra_nicholson 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Novel. It's a stretch, but it could work if no mentor, father, brother, friend is available and conditions are good.

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