When @theonion finally goes too farhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/790303300482637824 …
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When @theonion finally goes too farhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/790303300482637824 …
@jaketapper The Onion writers have a tough job. How the hell do you parody a parody?
Now. You've. Gone. Tooooo. Far.
That's not funny. It's just mean.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oh neat, i didn't know the FEC was headed by SATAN
"FEC Headquarters Burned to the Ground Following Announcement to Extend Election by 7 Months. #2016election
delete your account
In other news, local officials are reporting unexpectedly high pre holiday season alcohol sales.
Nope. Election Day is still November 35th.
@fark sooooo not funny
@_jcruiz_ I think America is more than done with this election u don't think? We just need November 8th to get here.
Ya, right @johnmyers
And make some more money for all involved from pundits to media insights groups. 
@artdecaderoo don't even joke. I would die
Shoot Me Now!
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