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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Oct 2016

    FEC Extends Election By 7 Months To Give Nation Chance To Better Get To Know Candidates http://trib.al/8jlO3gL pic.twitter.com/aVsKSFOfCk

    2:26 PM - 23 Oct 2016
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      1. Lucifer M. Slayer‏ @nfinitefreetime 23 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lucifer M. Slayer Retweeted The Onion

        When @theonion finally goes too farhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/790303300482637824 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        FEC Extends Election By 7 Months To Give Nation Chance To Better Get To Know Candidates http://trib.al/8jlO3gL  pic.twitter.com/aVsKSFOfCk
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      1. Dave Rils‏ @DRils 23 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jaketapper The Onion writers have a tough job. How the hell do you parody a parody?

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      1. Agent 45‏ @agent45 23 Oct 2016
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        Now. You've. Gone. Tooooo. Far.

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      1. Sarah Waites‏ @Addicted2Poli 23 Oct 2016
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        That's not funny. It's just mean.

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      1. We Persist‏ @birdistheherd 23 Oct 2016
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      1. aaron bullard‏ @fidelcastr8 23 Oct 2016
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        oh neat, i didn't know the FEC was headed by SATAN

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      2. Nasty Snowflakes Vote‏ @jhillmurphy 23 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "FEC Headquarters Burned to the Ground Following Announcement to Extend Election by 7 Months. #2016election

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Rob Browatzke‏ @robbrowatzke 23 Oct 2016
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        delete your account

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      1. Jude‏ @Jxnewton 23 Oct 2016
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        In other news, local officials are reporting unexpectedly high pre holiday season alcohol sales.

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      1. Bradley Shever‏ @BradShever 23 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nope. Election Day is still November 35th.

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      1. April‏ @Sleepyingb 23 Oct 2016
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        @fark sooooo not funny

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      1. Infinity 🗽‏ @omara341 23 Oct 2016
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        @_jcruiz_ I think America is more than done with this election u don't think? We just need November 8th to get here.

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      1. Tammy Kosiancic  🌹‏ @TammyKosiancic 23 Oct 2016
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        Ya, right @johnmyers

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      1. Deirdre‏ @DeirinDC 24 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂 And make some more money for all involved from pundits to media insights groups. 😕

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      1.  ⚾ Larry Medina  ⚾‏ @Stimmy7 23 Oct 2016
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        @rosyrachelmarie #BeCarefulWhatYouAskFor

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      1. lanleo 🌹‏ @lanleonine 23 Oct 2016
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        @artdecaderoo don't even joke. I would die

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      1. Kevin W‏ @kwilli1046 23 Oct 2016
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        Shoot Me Now!

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      1. Jacob McIntosh‏ @J_Mac78 23 Oct 2016
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        @AJOH_

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