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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Oct 2016

    Michelle Obama To DNC: ‘After This Election You Dipshits Are On Your Own’ http://trib.al/SKy033Z pic.twitter.com/LvoOZsyyix

    8:33 AM - 22 Oct 2016
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    • OrdoLiberalism🎃🇺🇸 G CAU A kat Britt kim 12 olives Katherine (((Beth)))
    16 replies 979 retweets 2,345 likes
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      2. Dwayne Knight‏ @slylock246 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somehow I don't believe this bullshit...but for those who do....This is The Onion we are talking about...who has a bad rep

        4 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. motherscratcher‏ @mscratcher 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @slylock246 @TheOnion

        "bad rep" lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. bananawhiskey‏ @ck_nab 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        these replies...

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Mark Chandler‏ @andaloudog 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amazing that people can operate them internets and not know who (or what) the Onion is.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Jon Netzinger‏ @JonNetzinger 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh yeah!? why don't you change back into a man and say that!!

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      1. Exceptionally Enraged Anas Platyrhynchos‏ @SirMoofy 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is @TheOnion and all, but I can actually hear her say this.

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      2. Dwayne Knight‏ @slylock246 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @teachsbeach @TheOnion

        False!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. KEITH‏ @mtlkeith 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MikeCookAuthor 😴😴😴😴

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      1. Icka! M. Chif  🦑‏ @ickaimp 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AarthiD I'm failing to see how this is parody. 😆

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      2. Willoughby Lloyd‏ @Willoughbylloy1 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who cares what she says or thinks!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ammon‏ @ammonbh 23 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Willoughbylloy1 @TheOnion

        it's a parody website, ya weenus.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. TradeTherapAnalytics‏ @TradeTexasBig 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sheydaipek lol

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      1. USA PATRIOT‏ @pasadena_boy 22 Oct 2016
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        @HouseCracka OF COURSE doesnt she owe the DNC her husbands,President Obama, presidency?She will come running whenever they demand🤔

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      1. NM‏ @NorahMackenzie 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this sd be a real headline

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      1. Pepe_Memes‏ @Pepe_Memes2 22 Oct 2016
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        this black dude

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      1. NR‏ @NrIsodera 22 Oct 2016
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        😝

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      2. Dwayne Knight‏ @slylock246 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @PhacharinK @TheOnion

        Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. RESTORED REPUBLIC‏ @ChrisOdum7 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @slylock246 @TheOnion

        do you believe everything on msm? Alot of more credible sources on the internet who ain't worried of PC

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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