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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2016

    Trump Holds Strategy Meeting With Campaign’s Top Militia Leaders Ahead Of Election Day http://trib.al/jdEg5xQ pic.twitter.com/SgcGq9ujDu

    1:59 PM - 20 Oct 2016
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      1. Cyn sed‏ @Cynsed 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too close to the truth

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      1. Andy A‏ @playablepixels 20 Oct 2016
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        we've gotten to the point where I was surprised to see this was an onion article. PS. Please stop giving him ideas.

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      1. Darth Hater‏ @DarthHater 20 Oct 2016
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        When did the Onion start reporting real news?

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      1. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 20 Oct 2016
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        How dumb is #Trump giving away his plan for a surprise attack to take over the U.S. government when he loses the election? @CNN

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      1. Scott Lewis‏ @DeftMunky 20 Oct 2016
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        Ouch. This is too true to be funny. 🙁

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      2. Greg Beach‏ @gbeach2106 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you post anything on the HildaBeast?! Or her criminal foundation/husband?!

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      1. TonySomo‏ @somogyianthony 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        notice he's got a Mr. Donald Trump place set card in case... & yes they are drinking Trump water...POE

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      1. E‏ @eaaarons 20 Oct 2016
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        I was sincerely hoping to see a green onion logo after seeing the headline

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      1. michelelawless‏ @lawlessirish 20 Oct 2016
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        Please stop advising Trump campaign.

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      1. jazznjo‏ @jazznjo 20 Oct 2016
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        I wouldn't put it past him. It could have already happened.

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      1. Kevin Connolly‏ @cybersharque 20 Oct 2016
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        Birds of a feather Sieg Heil!

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      1. 24West‏ @postoffed2011 20 Oct 2016
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        Trump to Militia: Shoot anyone that doesn't vote for me.

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      1. Arthur Knapp‏ @artknapp88 20 Oct 2016
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        Hah, probably planning the defense vs HRC's paid hit squad she sends into Trump rallies to incite violence!

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      1. Brian Cohen‏ @john72carter 24 Oct 2016
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        @LibyaLiberty 1)who's paw has been shot 2) was it you

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      1. THE LIBYAN‏ @EKofod 22 Oct 2016
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        @KenSimonSays Are they going duck hunting afterwards?

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