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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2016

    Trump Campaign Training Poll Watchers To Spot Any Suspicious Skin Colors On Election Day http://trib.al/rPiq1PG pic.twitter.com/wp67FeppUc

    8:37 AM - 20 Oct 2016
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      1. DAnn Coulter‏ @TheOtherCoulter 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Apparently screening for 50 shades of WHITE.

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      1. Robert Andrews‏ @Clevelandpro65 20 Oct 2016
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        @redheadedlib22 Trump election monitor watcher motto: White you're all right, go back if you're black!(or any other minorities)

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      1. Suzanne Tyrpak‏ @SuzanneTyrpak 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So glad I'm personally delivering my Colorado ballot (and vote for Hillary) today. Bye-bye watchers

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      1. Reluctant Patriot‏ @dsppntd_idlst 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of Hillary's biggest financial backers, Haim Saban, owns The Onion lol. Even satirical media is poisoned.

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      1. Mark S. Novak‏ @Marknovakusa 20 Oct 2016
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        do not trust orange. Orange is the new ... nevermind.

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      1. web guilbert‏ @mrttz588 20 Oct 2016
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        Watch Sports Streams HD Movies, TV Series and Premium X.X.X S.E.X Free ehpr https://goo.gl/xwQFhp pic.twitter.com/z8QXUmXtzO

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      1. Joyce Jeffries‏ @MsRock4Ever 23 Oct 2016
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        pence looks like a toasted albino.

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      1. MICHAEL‏ @DRMBYRNES 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yea watch out for Liberal White Voters who vote for someone else

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      1. Wm Von Drake‏ @demyztikx 21 Oct 2016
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        so many people claiming this reliable news outlet is biased.

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      1. lluuke‏ @lluuke 20 Oct 2016
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        so decisive you are....#spirit day Hillary is white She cheats That's the color #nasty woman we're on lookout for.

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      1. Don Johnson‏ @offgrid2010 20 Oct 2016
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        Most likely they'll keep a watchful eye on the bathroom too 2 keep some from using it.

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      1. Greg Beach‏ @gbeach2106 20 Oct 2016
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        Disappointing to see that you guys are biased.

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      1. Addy‏ @Adelladck 20 Oct 2016
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        Does "nasty" to the donald mean "outsmarts me at every turn"? Does this mean the donald rates her a 10/10?

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      1. The Alexorcist‏ @alexinlaw 20 Oct 2016
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        yeah there is just no way this could be a horrendous idea...

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      1. R Romeo Nigro‏ @dddare 20 Oct 2016
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        vote for Gary Johnson for president of the USA

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      1. Lacy Nicole‏ @risingstar0783 20 Oct 2016
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        oh so if the muppets show up to vote we have protection.

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      1. Lynn Sellick-Lane‏ @LynnSellickLane 20 Oct 2016
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        If you're going to be biased, at least be funny.

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      1. John Libert PhD‏ @JohnLibert3 20 Oct 2016
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        No dusky hues allowed?!

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