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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Oct 2016

    Highlights From The Final Presidential Debatepic.twitter.com/SHHciEP9zj

    Highlights From The Final Presidential Debate
    7:56 AM - 20 Oct 2016
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    • Nate Thomas OldCrow🔹🌽 The Big Soap Store sidharath prabhakar Colt Thompson Nick Lost Motes Beast Barb Darrow flegmatic reptilian overlord
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      1. hollowman777‏ @hollowman777 20 Oct 2016
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        more credible than cnn

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      1. Think‏ @WordsMatter3 20 Oct 2016
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        why hasn't anyone mentioned Trumps hand shaking like it was every time he tried to drink his water.

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      1. The Harley Preacher‏ @Harley_Preacher 20 Oct 2016
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        Chris Wallace...gr8 moderator! Hillary n Trump...poor debators.

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      1. Snarkey‏ @Snarkey4 3 Nov 2016
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        House Hunters have a third option? Do we? #debatenight

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      1. coastalcrazy‏ @coastalcrazy 20 Oct 2016
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        Best frm last debate She(HRC)should not even be allowed to run for POTUS" "A 4StarGeneral faces prison for same crimes" #LockHerUp

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      1. Bill Photographer‏ @Bill84287 20 Oct 2016
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        not one single time did either one of them mention the Cleveland Indians are going to the World Series! 😄😆👻

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      1. IndustrialstrX2‏ @industrialstrX2 20 Oct 2016
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        The best thing about this election cycle is the parody of it.

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      1. BLACKBALL‏ @wkschanz 20 Oct 2016
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        Excellent..The United Nations Democratic Council: As a Result in U.S Presidential Debate. "Hillary Clinton is a Liar & weak.

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