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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2016

    ISIS Operatives Destroy Hofner Bass Guitar Signed By Paul McCartney http://trib.al/wHQKzHq pic.twitter.com/XJsIhff8Bu

    7:27 PM - 17 Oct 2016
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      1. JeremyKeimAvsFan‏ @JeremyKeimAvs 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        now they've gone too far

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      1. Alex R.‏ @Xander___R 17 Oct 2016
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        @PaddyMcShanty

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      1. Amerigoon‏ @u4eahh 17 Oct 2016
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        CNN said it was Russian commie Nazi sleeper agents.

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      1. kinny mitchael‏ @deagq462 17 Oct 2016
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        Watch Sports Streams HD Movies, TV Series and Premium X.X.X S.E.X Free jmzq https://goo.gl/Ymp101 pic.twitter.com/sROGvmNhMP

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      1. Kevin Price‏ @KdashPri 17 Oct 2016
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        And the ghost of Paul McCartney shall haunt them for all eternity.

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      1. vote your voting vote‏ @genebecker 18 Oct 2016
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        have they no shame?

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      1. Bark Woof‏ @barkbarkwoof1 18 Oct 2016
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        sacrilege

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      1. Tracy T‏ @ChalupaBatman25 18 Oct 2016
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        Beheadings? Whatever. Burning people alive? Yada yada. But this?! Have they no soul?

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      1. chip mcdonald‏ @chipmcdonald 18 Oct 2016
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        That's kinda not even funny to joke about. That is sort of the gestalt of their anti-west sentiment. #NeverTrumporHIllary

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      1. Emily Truden‏ @smileytruden 17 Oct 2016
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        @hannahiross

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      1. Deloris Fantasy‏ @DelorisFantasy 17 Oct 2016
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        thank God Paul's not alive to see this

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      1. Rich High‏ @highclark 17 Oct 2016
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        Paul will smoke them out of their caves...

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      1. Dale Kanzler‏ @DaleKanzler 17 Oct 2016
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        Well, you know Kim Jong Un won't take that laying down...

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      1. Darth Ramen‏ @his40thieves 17 Oct 2016
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        Now the band will NEVER get back together again! 😭

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      1. Christopher‏ @kc_surfer 17 Oct 2016
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        Did they cut its neck?

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      1.  ❌ShadowBanned Deplorable‏ @TerrificTom777 17 Oct 2016
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        Now that's going TOO FAR! Nuke 'em till they glow! Then use their asses as runway lights!

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      1. Clint Moore‏ @Crinthra 17 Oct 2016
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        Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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      1. Stephen Martin‏ @screevo 17 Oct 2016
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        this picture is literally how I learned McCartney is left handed.

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      1. Ray For Pres.Trump‏ @ranselmo180 17 Oct 2016
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        was it signed by the first Paul or the current Paul? Now The Dems Will Get ISIS..Obama's angry.....

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