I thought you were supposed to report satirical news. You're spreading more truth than FOX!
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Wait. That's more of an actual plan than he has given voters during the entire election.
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oh, Onion I hate it when you're right
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This would be funnier if
@realDonaldTrump wasn't apt to do that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@PieterJKetelaar I'm worried this is the truth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Don't give him Ideas!
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It'll be called Trump TV
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Trump TV, when Fox News is just too intellectual
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@cromulent42 compared to the current stories, this does not sound so off-the-wall. He has out onioned the Onion this campaign.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@oneunderscore__ you think at least someone in his family would ask "why?" after every time he opens his mouthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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on the100 days TRUMP is going to
#repealthe19th womenshould be at home as exemplar Melanie or Ivanna serving er mangrowingchildrenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@realDonaldTrump what was that, plan for first 100 days of not conceding erection
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@jamogallagher does this mean you are or aren't voting for him?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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bet he would first want to paint the white house Trump gold.
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