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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Oct 2016

    Trump Maps Out Plan For First 100 Days Of Not Conceding Election http://trib.al/Y7cJoBu pic.twitter.com/6YCe7gxvrV

    9:05 AM - 17 Oct 2016
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    23 replies 540 retweets 1,010 likes
      1. Jurnee Jakes‏ @JurneeJakes 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you were supposed to report satirical news. You're spreading more truth than FOX!

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      1. Sandra Linn‏ @Iseultwhitehand 17 Oct 2016
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        Wait. That's more of an actual plan than he has given voters during the entire election.

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      1. Sean‏ @super_snappy 17 Oct 2016
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        oh, Onion I hate it when you're right

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      1.  🏳️‍🌈Ber White the 3rd 🏳️‍🌈‏ @20XTS14 17 Oct 2016
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        This would be funnier if @realDonaldTrump wasn't apt to do that.

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      1. Seeker of Patterns‏ @Seeker_Patterns 18 Oct 2016
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        @PieterJKetelaar I'm worried this is the truth.

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 17 Oct 2016
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        But 76 of those days are unconstitutional acts.pic.twitter.com/pHmurAPXRZ

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      1. Mike Zarantonello‏ @SouthmoorRd 17 Oct 2016
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        Don't give him Ideas!

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      2. Jim Jensen‏ @jimzhook 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It'll be called Trump TV

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      3. Craig Jordan Potter‏ @Cjpotter2112 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @jimzhook @TheOnion

        Trump TV, when Fox News is just too intellectual

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Olaf‏ @Opinionrupter 18 Oct 2016
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        Olaf Retweeted Lowell Huber

        https://twitter.com/HubieDo/status/786521106999971840 …

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        Lowell Huber @HubieDo
        A Russian dissident explains how Trump’s campaign is straight out of ‘many dictators’ playbooks’ http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/a-russian-dissident-explains-how-trumps-campaign-is-straight-out-of-many-dictators-playbooks/#.V_9oeKJFnKQ.twitter …
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      1. I forgot‏ @kbfretz30 17 Oct 2016
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        @cromulent42 compared to the current stories, this does not sound so off-the-wall. He has out onioned the Onion this campaign.

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      1.  🍎 🐝Leah  🐝 🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊‏ @twofootnothin 17 Oct 2016
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        @oneunderscore__ you think at least someone in his family would ask "why?" after every time he opens his mouth

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      1. David Goldstein‏ @Amambo12Carlos 17 Oct 2016
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        on the100 days TRUMP is going to #repealthe19th womenshould be at home as exemplar Melanie or Ivanna serving er mangrowingchildren

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      1. Rad Dad‏ @larry_manning36 17 Oct 2016
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        @realDonaldTrump what was that, plan for first 100 days of not conceding erection 😂

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      1. k r i s t i n‏ @KristinSanders2 17 Oct 2016
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        @jamogallagher does this mean you are or aren't voting for him?

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      1. Steven Tassin‏ @tassin_s 17 Oct 2016
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        @mmlezar

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      1. Mark S. Novak‏ @Marknovakusa 17 Oct 2016
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        bet he would first want to paint the white house Trump gold.

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