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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Oct 2016

    Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him http://trib.al/8UkSHSD pic.twitter.com/0a660tqx2z

    2:27 PM - 16 Oct 2016
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      1. Trump in Exile‏ @realAnCommTrump 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump in Exile Retweeted The Onion

        Honest reporters at @TheOnion have uncovered HUGE #VoterFraud! Crooked Hillary RIGGED my personality!! #RiggedSystemhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/787766847861059586 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him http://trib.al/8UkSHSD  pic.twitter.com/0a660tqx2z
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      1. Marx-a-Lago‏ @wanniemelon 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard reality is rigged against Trump.

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      1. Dan Maher‏ @pasnuby 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump has created the backlash all by himself. Now his team is running with another conspiracy theory. Big surprise.

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      1. #bandwagonRedSoxfan‏ @locosfgfan 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard his own hair has conspired against him.

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      1. LNK‏ @lnk16049292 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @kbeninato

        Loser #PredatorTrump's personality is rigged against himself. Symptomatic of a very sick, egotistical little man.

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      1. SiciidSamantarSurcad -AxmadDeeq - Khalil -‏ @saidsystems 16 Oct 2016
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        we have to look back at rhetoric if he continues to produce debate, here terming by trump of these, of the interest of nations a/o

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      1. Chase Triton‏ @ChaseTriton 16 Oct 2016
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        @Davidlaz 😀👌pic.twitter.com/zzHytWalv8

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      1. RFH‏ @rfh02 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EstherKramer1 Real headline or satire? Hard to tell in 2016.

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      1. Michele-THE ACHIEVER‏ @Mimi_7250 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MRbelzer

        Well this was interesting to share.pic.twitter.com/tRNFUSgXZ0

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      1. Ellen Rudolph‏ @rudolphellen1 16 Oct 2016
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        @MRbelzer awareness is the first step. He's right, it's about his personality

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      1. .‏ @LiverpoolFC_18 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @Handsome_Jake_

        I would not have been surprised if this wasn't the Onion.

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      1. gringo de pura cepa‏ @nochelez 16 Oct 2016
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        The bald billionaire with a bad comb-over @realDonaldTrump loathes his own personality #ManyPeopleAreSaying

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      1. Thairster‏ @trumpistaaa 16 Oct 2016
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        getting sued in 3..2..

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      2. Lee Cote‏ @glcote1 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @quietstorm33 Loved the article on naming Kim Jong Un the sexist man alive....The Onion is awesome

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      1. Mello Kitty‏ @deanalouise7 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sometimes I think my only path to happiness is to ignore all news and Media and just read the onion.

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      1. Secular Outrage‏ @SecularOutrage 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful. Tiny Hands McTrump might sue you again.

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      1. Vin‏ @cuzinvinny 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MRbelzer

        Giuliani said that "Dead People Vote Democratic". Yo Rudy do them same dead folks do polls because Hillary leads by 11%

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      1. Bee Eee‏ @BettyBoop5458 16 Oct 2016
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        Maybe Trump should change his name to Sybil.

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