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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2016

      The Donald Trump In These Allegations Is Not The Complete Monster I Married | By Melania Trump http://trib.al/7QvkmiQ pic.twitter.com/fIKgJqCS3r

      MELANIA TRUMP
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2016

      Melania Trump: http://trib.al/ooRHIUh pic.twitter.com/Msd4Iq6JOX

      11:48 AM - 14 Oct 2016
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      • Hello cutie:) Yamileth Santana Vanessa Mathews ✱ Ralence Omkar Panhalkar Kate Bussmann Dr. Folavril PATRICE  BRÖST O'ROURKE🐬
      8 replies 131 retweets 320 likes
        1. Maureen‏ @maureen1105 14 Oct 2016
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Wondering how many people will use this article forgetting that it's The Onion, because it's completely plausible.

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        1. Bee Eee‏ @BettyBoop5458 14 Oct 2016
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          Trump's the incomplete monster Melania married. Unfortunately, he's still a work in progress.

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        1. Vote November 6th‏ @mocco9072 14 Oct 2016
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          she doesnt have a TV or computer? His behavior has been on display for 18 months? Or maybe language barrier? #LostInTranslation

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        1. Murles Brazen‏ @MurlesBrazen 16 Oct 2016
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          Jesus, even the satire paper is liberal garbage in Hillary's back pantsuit pocket.

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        1. Pat X‏ @redsnoopystock 14 Oct 2016
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          when's her prenup kick in?

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        1. The Prof‏ @ProfJoeshull 14 Oct 2016
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          And this was written by.....?

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        1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 14 Oct 2016
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          She probably lost her gag reflex years ago.

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