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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2016

    The Donald Trump In These Allegations Is Not The Complete Monster I Married | By Melania Trump http://trib.al/7QvkmiQ pic.twitter.com/fIKgJqCS3r

    10:08 AM - 14 Oct 2016
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    • c Matt DeMougin Local Observer مراقب محلي Kat bst prl stine 🕳debblin🕳 Samantha Harrington VOTE NOV 6!
    MELANIA TRUMP
    45 replies 497 retweets 1,079 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Melania Trump: http://trib.al/ooRHIUh pic.twitter.com/Msd4Iq6JOX

        8 replies 131 retweets 320 likes
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      2. Fred‏ @FredICooK 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Hillary Clinton is married to a serial sexual predator & bill clinton is married to a serial sexual victim harasser

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Jean-Christoph Bourdier‏ @JCBourdier 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @FredICooK @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        All of Bill's companions were of legal age and gave informed consent. No "victims" here. Try again.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Fred‏ @FredICooK 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @JCBourdier @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        you don't give 800,000$ to a sexual victim if the sex was consensual

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. MentholatedApe‏ @MentholatedApe 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @FredICooK

        You know Trump has paid Ivana and Jill Harth Houraney a LOT of money to shut up about their rape/attempted rape claims, right?

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. asia murphy, kylo dies in ix‏ @am_anatiala 14 Oct 2016
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        no chillpic.twitter.com/onytUteYt5

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      1. Gary Bower‏ @RiverAce27 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Lying again. Entire family of pathological liars. Just like you wrote your own speech. Shut up he's a monster.

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      1. Trevor Rosen‏ @trevrosen 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        please please post the legal letter you get as a result of this. :-)

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      1. Rose Chapman‏ @RoseSoBuitiful 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Have several seats on a psychiatrist couch!

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      1. sam‏ @67sam 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        does that mean he's a partial monster?

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      1. Abby‏ @abbyxrobinson 14 Oct 2016
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        @emilyhrobinson

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      1. erudite male‏ @mcdavid1746 14 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        No he is an incomplete monster but a complete predator 👹He "buys" silence/loyalty with $$ or green cards. Rapist👹

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      1. Fawkes News‏ @JosephPruitt 14 Oct 2016
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        damn. The actual writer sounds dangerous. Wish I could see the face of this ghostwriter. I'm intrigued lol

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      1. Uzbabo‏ @UzbAbo 14 Oct 2016
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        married orange cash cowpic.twitter.com/b8MJvRpagi

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      2. Sam Sam‏ @SamSamRages 14 Oct 2016
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        @nnatoli55 you'll enjoy this

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