Sometimes I see an article from @TheOnion and I don’t recognize it as satire, because it’s something I honestly believe he could say.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/786655236458942465 …
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Sometimes I see an article from @TheOnion and I don’t recognize it as satire, because it’s something I honestly believe he could say.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/786655236458942465 …
Why's he always sucking ghost dicks?
no-no, it was confirmed, he pinches invisible nipples
Look at the pic. It's a fucking ghost dick suck. No question. Lines up just rightpic.twitter.com/yyTWFa6GIX
When did @TheOnion stop writing fiction?https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/786655236458942465 …
@jonswaine How is it everybody else's fault that he's a terrible human being? Anybody else find logic in that? 

It's SO unfair! How can I possibly win when I'm such a GREAT dumbo?
Yeah right! or maybe it's a conspiracy to get him out of the race for presidency. Is he a twin? That's it! it's not him. Shame
human centipede envy he makes a butthole sign with his hands and the shapes his mouth like a butthole wishing to connect
you guys should do one about penis envy and Hillary Clinton. I think it would be funny.
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