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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Oct 2016

    HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room http://trib.al/19VHuJ4 pic.twitter.com/MTsGlar26c

    5:34 AM - 13 Oct 2016
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    • *🕸.°🎃❁ Athan Kelman Matt Zach Starr ruben arroyo waldo jeffers Eve Troeh Nicholas Price spooky egg 🧟‍♀️
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      1. ℝ𝔢𝔷𝕦𝒶𝚚‏ @Rezuaq 13 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        vampire blood apparently, judging from the reflection

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      1. Suki‏ @willssuki 13 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DCDouchbag my work doesn't have this rule, I'm guess writing in blood is ok....

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      1. Incongruous Jazzdab‏ @jazzdab 13 Oct 2016
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        @lfjii KILLJOYS!

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      2. dof v‏ @mestep94 14 Oct 2016
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        @hannahjune98 see this please

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      3. sup mello‏ @dankmemelort 15 Oct 2016
        Replying to @mestep94 @TheOnion

        i'm laughing so hard

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      1. Mara Kenyon‏ @mara_kenyon 13 Oct 2016
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        at least it wasn't 💩

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      1. Kara Bistany‏ @KaraBisss 13 Oct 2016
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        @ashleeburke23

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      1. Jennifer Smith‏ @Jsmith1212Smith 13 Oct 2016
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        @visionsmith1 😂😂

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      1. Pen Quinbum‏ @penquinbum 13 Oct 2016
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        but you do get marks for spelling it right.

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      1. dof v‏ @mestep94 13 Oct 2016
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        @a_whalen203 this is the funniest thing in the entire world

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      1. Bretthiew‏ @bretthiew 13 Oct 2016
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        so we can't even have fun at the office anymore?! #NoFunZone

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      1. Manz‏ @Manzoire 13 Oct 2016
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        I though it was HRC for a second lol

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      1. @SpiderHam‏ @djpossess 13 Oct 2016
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        Would have Ben funnier if it was spelled wrong n

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      1. candace stabile‏ @candacets 13 Oct 2016
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        u guys always make me chuckle #hrhumor

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      1. CelesteHolmes~BelleCityLightBrigade 🌹‏ @Dallas4Bernie 13 Oct 2016
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        Hey! It could have been "Redrum."

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