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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Oct 2016

    Voters Tune Into VP Debate To Find Out What Race Would Look Like If This Was Normal Election Year http://onion.com/2dvmupt  #VPDebate

    6:00 PM - 4 Oct 2016
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    16 replies 899 retweets 1,361 likes
      1. SeeNaziPunchNazi‏ @Vicious_pen 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

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        https://twitter.com/Vicious_pen/status/783462859162341376 …

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        On behalf of all incredibly white men we're glad to bring you this exhibition in incredibly white men #VPdebate
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      1. WeGotAProblem 🦈‏ @wegotaproblemhr 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bill Weld watches debate from home and is surprisingly impressed. Realizes he's watching MTV real word 1993. #JohnsonWeld2016

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      1. Eddie‏ @FastEddie212 4 Oct 2016
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        why can't they mute the microphone of the non-speaking candidate? Kain is beligerent...!

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      1. Kaden Chaffee‏ @KCMasterpiece22 4 Oct 2016
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        this is so accurate

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      1. Frankles McKrankles‏ @franklesK 4 Oct 2016
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        you mean you tune into "half a VP debate"

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      1. Kevin Fuller‏ @KevinFullerdz 5 Oct 2016
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        @thatERguy Pence won!

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      1. T Rump‏ @Bamatrumps 4 Oct 2016
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        Kain is pitiful .

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      1. Hopeful American‏ @maggie805ca 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hate to admit it... But true! Thing is... Americans waking up to DC is broken & need a outsider to fix it.

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      1. JulieHarden ☮‏ @JulieHarden 4 Oct 2016
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        Lol. For real.

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      2. Hopeful American‏ @maggie805ca 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheColdCivilWar @TheOnion

        they came from cnn because cnn got so biased & didn't want conservatives. Ask stossel how well he was treated.

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      3. Hopeful American‏ @maggie805ca 4 Oct 2016
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        & ask Lou Dobbs how he got treated. Dare ya!

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      1. Troll News Network‏ @RealTrollNews 4 Oct 2016
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        boring*

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