Keep the baby tied up in the backyard and throw it a bone once in awhile...oh wait there's laws...nevermind
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I find that circling my house with a couple strands of barbed-wire placed no higher than 2.5 feet keeps the buggers out.
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I consider the best method to baby-proof your home is to not have sex. Or institute a height restriction at door...like on rides
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Use liberal amounts of RU486 and other medically sound birth control?
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