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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Oct 2016

    Pope Francis Wears Miter With Faceshield To Comply With New Vatican Safety Measures http://onion.com/2dkv620 pic.twitter.com/f9LT0JgJZU

    9:00 AM - 2 Oct 2016
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      1. Jack Otter‏ @Jack_0tter 2 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @ty2010b

        so God needs help in the form of plexiglass, after all.

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      2. Eddy Grysouille‏ @Shopper_boy 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @___Montasser___

        Is het geen schande dat wij de " katholieken " gedwongen worden om onszelf te beschermen tegen moslim gekken?

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      3. Pourbus‏ @PourbusVerhelst 5 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Shopper_boy

        het is dan ook @TheOnion, dat is zoals "De raaskalderij", parodienieuws. Paus weigert zelfs pausmobiel... @___Montasser___

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      4. Eddy Grysouille‏ @Shopper_boy 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @PourbusVerhelst @TheOnion @___Montasser___

        Ik zal U wel eens wat anders laten lezen, wees gerusten dans maar naar de pijpen van Montasser.

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      5. Pourbus‏ @PourbusVerhelst 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Shopper_boy

        huh? Waar slaagt dat nu weer op? @___Montasser___

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      6. Eddy Grysouille‏ @Shopper_boy 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @PourbusVerhelst

        Kijk op Uw Facebookpagina. ;-)

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      7. Pourbus‏ @PourbusVerhelst 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Shopper_boy

        Oh, u bent die vreemdeling! Nee dank u, dat was akelig! Bovendien weet je duidelijk niet wie @___Montasser___ is!

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 3 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. Geert Vandenweghe‏ @geertvdweghe 3 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @___Montasser___

        How ridiculous can you be?

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      1. Tommie Boy‏ @tommieboy77 2 Oct 2016
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        Funny, but when r u going to mock Muslims? Cowards!

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      1. Sarcastic (Yooper) Momma‏ @Sarcasm_PhD78 2 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is that so he doesn't get blood on his face when using the cross as a weapon? #NoSplatterOnMe

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      1. Salazar  🦎‏ @tufreddy 2 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Riot Proof

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      1. Diana ♎‏ @dnatal346 2 Oct 2016
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        What ever happened to the bullet proof Pope Mobile?

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      1. rrr‏ @n0yta 2 Oct 2016
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        THEY SHOULD ALSO GIVE IT TO THE KIDS TO PREVENT THE PRIESTS' CUM TO END UP ON THEIR FACES

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