“Our kingdom has the driest hands in all the galaxy."http://onion.com/2cGyC9k
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confess your guilt. You tread on Dryden
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this is so intense
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@hilaryalex Oh, to have a hand dryer that means you don't still have dry your hands on your pants afterwards anyway.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I knew it! most likely they are Free Market Ferengi Capitalists?
@theonion http://onion.com/2cGyC9k#Aliens#TechnologyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol, when I first heard his vacuum ads, I swear I though he said it's the first vacuum to not "use" suction. Say what!?
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I just love the science behind your research.....
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I've just invented a better one. Thinking of calling it a 'towel'. Just nipping of to nail the copyright. Hope I'm not too late ..
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poop splattering or non poop splattering?
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hallelujah! Where's the burning bush?
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