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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2016

    James Dyson Meets In Secret With Alien Ambassador To Receive Technology For New Hand Dryer http://onion.com/2cGyC9k pic.twitter.com/XVjtmEHuPN

    9:50 AM - 30 Sep 2016
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    • Joseph M Allard 𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔶𝔰𝔦𝔲𝔰 Girdhar  sharma Ahh Ohhhhhhhh Holt McKeithan Garrett Benedict An American Outside banned from Burning Man Spooky Ska-Beddie
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Sep 2016
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        “Our kingdom has the driest hands in all the galaxy."http://onion.com/2cGyC9k 

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      2. Jonathan Dryden‏ @jon_dryden 30 Sep 2016
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        confess your guilt. You tread on Dryden

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      2. Melody Beals‏ @Melody_Beals 30 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is so intense

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      1. Philip Conradie‏ @pjconradie 1 Oct 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hilaryalex Oh, to have a hand dryer that means you don't still have dry your hands on your pants afterwards anyway.

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      1. Sir Bacon‏ @baconshire 30 Sep 2016
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        cc @ApprovedNews6

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      1. Zeitgeese‏ @2ygnus 30 Sep 2016
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        I knew it! most likely they are Free Market Ferengi Capitalists? @theonion http://onion.com/2cGyC9k  #Aliens #Technology

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      1. maryann‏ @maryannmom 30 Sep 2016
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        Lol, when I first heard his vacuum ads, I swear I though he said it's the first vacuum to not "use" suction. Say what!?

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      1. Forget-me-knot!‏ @knot_forget 30 Sep 2016
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        I just love the science behind your research.....

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      1. Robert Adam‏ @robertadam19 30 Sep 2016
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        I've just invented a better one. Thinking of calling it a 'towel'. Just nipping of to nail the copyright. Hope I'm not too late ..

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      1. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 30 Sep 2016
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        poop splattering or non poop splattering?

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      1. Vern Jo‏ @vern7770 30 Sep 2016
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        hallelujah! Where's the burning bush?

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