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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Sep 2016

    Poll: 89% Of Debate Viewers Tuning In Solely To See Whether Roof Collapses http://onion.com/2dmKv59 pic.twitter.com/b1fUJNAlqK

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      1. Anti chris‏ @__Chris__X 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The other 11% are counting on a lightning strike.

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      1. leeanny‏ @leeanny 26 Sep 2016
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        that is funny

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @Carrigan1Joe 26 Sep 2016
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        I'm waiting for the bolt of lightning to hit him

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      1. Sookie‏ @kitty2city 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The roof has collapsed on Trump right at the start and he is in a huge tailspin; it sounds like he is in panic mode

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      1. rain‏ @rainbird23 26 Sep 2016
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        I was watching to see the hellmouth open. #teamhellmouth

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      1. Curtis Sluder‏ @Curtlawyer 26 Sep 2016
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        I am pretty sure Donald Trumps coke dealer won the debate.

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      1. Bradley Lawrence‏ @ishist 26 Sep 2016
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        That's exactly why I'm tuning in. There's been a disappointing lack of structural failure so far.

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      1. TinaK(StillNotMoose)‏ @az_Tina_MK 26 Sep 2016
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        i'm watching to see if Satan comes to collect tonight. #debates

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      1. kinny luis‏ @temcy425 26 Sep 2016
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        Watch Sports Streams HD Movies, TV Series and Premium X.X.X S.E.X Free ykcq https://goo.gl/gMgZjK pic.twitter.com/lG0kFpl0L9

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      1. Tara‏ @TaraDawnbreaker 26 Sep 2016
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        @Zenmaster_Blue Let's all hope for that right now as this debate is making me lose brain cells

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      1. Spenser‏ @the_germinat0r 26 Sep 2016
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        is that cuz a woman built it?

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      1. (((Niall Migiller)))‏ @Hovedorganet 26 Sep 2016
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        Did it?

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      1. #US #FullMoonParty‏ @meg_bones 26 Sep 2016
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        .@TheOnion I fixed their polls https://twitter.com/meg_bones/status/780608143889866752 … #WriteBernieInStrategically find more polls here http://qr.net/b4Em9  Retweet

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        .@twitter @BernieSanders Who won the debate? #DenyEm270 #WriteBernieInStrategically http://qr.net/b4DmJ  http://qr.net/b4Dne  Retweet
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      1. DJIA‏ @09072021 26 Sep 2016
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        I would've checked to see if Hillary's eyes were wandering off course.

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      1. Nancy Cronk‏ @nancycronk 26 Sep 2016
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        No, just the glass ceiling did.

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      1.  👑CloaKing 👑‏ @Bobby_Corwin 26 Sep 2016
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        You're only supposed to report fake news

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