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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Sep 2016

    "It’d be nice to know how far I can stretch the truth during this thing." http://onion.com/2dmznWn pic.twitter.com/HYFCziXexz

    10:51 AM - 26 Sep 2016
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    23 replies 671 retweets 1,070 likes
      1. Toppins‏ @epluribusuni 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @allahpundit wait, when did @TheOnion start doing serious news?

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      1. AL‏ @ArrogantLizard 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought @TheOnion printed satire only. @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Justin Mast‏ @justinmast 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Getting harder to distinguish Onion headlines. Do you ever worry the real news will get absurd enough to put you out of business?

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      1. Jesse Bardo‏ @Bardo 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesse Bardo Retweeted The Onion

        Ugh @TheOnion is spot on and these debates are going to be so hard to watch.https://twitter.com/theonion/status/780464901605171201 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        "It’d be nice to know how far I can stretch the truth during this thing." http://onion.com/2dmznWn  pic.twitter.com/HYFCziXexz
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      1. BC‏ @Splintor13 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        wonder if @HillaryClinton has the same thoughts on #email and #Benghazi

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      1. not a glamorous category‏ @gragas123 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Wait, that's not funny

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      1. Gino Peter‏ @gino_peters 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        and how many lies will @HillaryClinton throw out to test the waters?

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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldDuck I think lies or more like butt plugs, you have to start out small, so they'll accept the larger ones by the end.

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      1. 𝚓𝚘𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛‏ @joemjonker 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        @KrikkeMelissa another beauty headline

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      1. vperry‏ @VickiPerry30 26 Sep 2016
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        Not funny!

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      1. Human #30787-5507080s.‏ @KarlgoestoWashi 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        #Cancer #BuildTheWall.

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      1. Ryan Bauer‏ @Logan33dc 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        hahaha yu

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      1. Cyrlous‏ @Cyrlous 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        LOL The Onion getting so salty.

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      1. Tribune of the Plebs‏ @Handsome_Jake_ 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        so prepared for these replies to be full of people pretending the Onion doesn't make fun of Hillary as well

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      1. H. Zena‏ @jonsv3 26 Sep 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        You can stretch the envelope of untruths as far as u like! 5th Estate not interested in getting the truth out!😱

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